Kristen Larson

Spending my days in search of serenity and the shire.

[Kristen Larson @kristenlarson7]

"What does Mormon do?" is the quote of the year.

[TIM HERNÁNDEZ @_timhernandez]

6 people died today in Boulder because we would rather have access to assault rifles than safe trips to the grocery store.

[Zito @_Zeets]

Megan thee Stallion really had Ben Shapiro admitting that his wife is never aroused by him. We should never forget that.

[Kristen Larson @kristenlarson7]

@kaysam15 So true, but the episode with Neil deGrasse Tyson is hilarious. He asks Joe at one point “How does your brain work?”
Something we’ve all wondered....

[Kristen Larson @kristenlarson7]

@dooditsamy We will debrief shortly. Let me make an agenda for my ted talk.

[Kristen Larson @kristenlarson7]

Blinding Lights is the best song ever written. There, I said it.

[Kristen Larson @kristenlarson7]

@dooditsamy How dare you?! That song cured all the problems in my life. The world is a better place because of the jazzy 80s fueled song Abel has the courage to create. And I don’t even LIKE the 80s.

[Clint Smith @ClintSmithIII]

The death penalty is not justice.

[Kristen Larson @kristenlarson7]

Hi, I just watched a Little Women adaption first the first time since I was 5 and am obsessed. I’ve ordered the book and will murder anyone who hates on Amy.

[Dana Goldberg @DGComedy]

Betsy DeVos has resigned leaving no one at the helm of the Department Of Education, which is a vast improvement from the last four years.

[Clint Smith @ClintSmithIII]

I’m always interested in who the “we” is when people say “this is not who we are”

[The Oatmeal @Oatmeal]

"We love you. You're very special."

-Sauron, to his Orcs.

As Mordor explodes.

[Kristen Larson @kristenlarson7]

Me when my students try to roast me.

[Kristen Larson @kristenlarson7]

Poetry

[Kristen Larson @kristenlarson7]

‘Normal’ isn’t right.

[#StopCopCity @ChuckModi1]

A CNN commentator said ‘maybe we can get back to normal’. But what’s normal? When Obama was President, I was marching for Trayvon Martin fresh out of college”

#DCProtests on #Election2020 of #BidenHarris2020

[Greg Brown @Whalewatchmeplz]

Trupe

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

Kellyanne Conway too??? This is like the Republican Red Wedding

[Trevor Noah @Trevornoah]

Yes this was our king. Not because we served him or because he ruled. But because of how he served us in everything he did. He played a hero on screen and lived like one in real life. He made so many of us proud of who we are. Hamba kahle Chadwick...Sizoku bona phambili.

[bulk dank. @butterypatcakes]

White rural Wisconsinites be like "he had a criminal record" when theyre on their 3rd dui and 4th underage girlfriend.

[Dan Price @DanPriceSeattle]

A mixed-race family got their home appraised for $330k, way below the local average

For a 2nd appraisal, they removed all black family photos/culture items & had only the white dad home. The appraisal: $465k

Black-owned homes are devalued 23% on average
https://t.co/PChbtDLtDF