Kristian Reimer

Comedian and Gentleman Adventurer

[Kristian Reimer @kristianReimer]

@511ONCentral It is worth sharing that it is a complete road closure at the Waterdown exit. Estimated travel time between Hamilton and the exit approximately 90 minutes.

[Kristian Reimer @kristianReimer]

@thecurrentcbc

Yes, I would buy a $20,000 EV. It's frustrating that the province of ON. would take away the EV rebate to encourage buying an EV, but will give billions to manufacturing. Wouldn't it make sense to support both the market and manufacturing of EVs? #EV #CleanEnergy

[Kristian Reimer @kristianReimer]

Kimchi on pepperoni pizza! so right!

#Kimchipizza

[Kristian Reimer @kristianReimer]

Dear @GOtransitLW your incredible communication and speed of response, due to unfortunate circumstances, is outstanding. everyone from the GO transit team has been helpful ., Which for myself who can be anxietous has found his helpful. Thank you.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Happens a lot

[Kristian Reimer @kristianReimer]

@elonmusk @khanacademy It's like Gutenberg hair dropping the printing press.

[Kristian Reimer @kristianReimer]

@TwitterSupport Thank you for your part in improving the Twitter experience.

[Kristian Reimer @kristianReimer]

@Tesla It's stock price.

[Kristian Reimer @kristianReimer]

@CNN What am I supposed to do with this information CNN?
What I need to know is- Bumble or Tinder?

[Kristian Reimer @kristianReimer]

@OwenBenjamin I admire your conviction to the flat Earth thing. One day people will see the the true hilarity of your commitment. Keep going, the truth will come around.

[Kristian Reimer @kristianReimer]

@levesque_2002 @mutohd @elonmusk That is like next level Pokemon.

[Kristian Reimer @kristianReimer]

@mutohd @elonmusk Sure looks like that little Twitter bird has passed and now a Phoenix has been hatched.

[Laura Walton @waltonmom]

Tell me again how the price of groceries is due to increase in workers wages, or the federal government or any other lame right wing theory.
The reason you are paying $6 for a cabbage is because of this man & others like him. The smirk is perfect.

https://t.co/ClDIWIjgFr

[Kristian Reimer @kristianReimer]

Attend Fossil Fools Day Rally - Toronto - https://t.co/dWYoCh3PJ8

[Kristian Reimer @kristianReimer]

Elizabeth May has a mic drop moment in da'house.

[Mark Gerretsen 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 @MarkGerretsen]

And the award for best comment of the night goes to @ElizabethMay after listen to Conservative MPs spew conspiracy theories for hours upon end. #cdnpoli

[Toronto Blue Jays @BlueJays]

FUN FACT: Our next HOME game will be in Toronto 😉 #NextLevel

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I’m old enough to remember

[Kristian Reimer @kristianReimer]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

I'm issuing a Presidential Memorandum directing the Secretary of Commerce to consider designating about 777,000 miles in the Pacific Ocean as a new national marine sanctuary.

That would make it the largest ocean area on the planet with the highest level of protection.

[Kristian Reimer @kristianReimer]

@TheRealJenCandy I have only ever heard the kindest things of John Candy. I am so glad he existed and shared his incredible talent with the world. Looks like it is a family trait.