KRobertsCo

Father, husband, biz owner. Avid outdoorsman and conservationionist. Believer in N. American model of conservation.
Politically homeless. Pro 1a & 2a!

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

Ben Franklin didn't plow through dozens and dozens of French whores so that you could abide by fireworks ordinances

[KRobertsCo @krob686]

@ronsterd89 100%

[KRobertsCo @krob686]

@ThrillaRilla369 No cell phones

[Do Better Denver @dobetterdnvr]

🚨 Colorado, wake up.

Your AG Phil Weiser, now running for Governor, once said car thieves shouldn’t face real consequences until they’ve stolen 3 or 4 cars in about 3 months.

This soft-on-crime mindset helped make Colorado the car theft capital of America for years.

Recent example:
Matthew Dudymott has been arrested twice in the last year for car theft. No charges filed on the 2025 case. On May 28, 2026 he allegedly stole another car… and Magistrate Arnie Beckham released him on a $5,000 PR bond…$0 cash required.

Enough is enough.

‼️Vote ANYONE BUT Phil Weiser for Governor.‼️

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[Denise 🇺🇸 @NoDMsPerfavore]

President Trump and VP JD Vance are sitting in a bar.

A guy walks in and asks the barman, 'Isn't that Trump and JD Vance sitting over there?'
The bartender says, 'Yep, that's them.'

So the guy walks over and says, 'Wow, this is a real honor! What are you guys up to here?' Trump says, 'We're planning WW III' The guy says, 'Really? What's going to happen?'

Vance says, 'Well, we're going to eliminate 140 million Muslims and a blonde with big tits.'

The guy exclaimed, 'A blonde with big tits? Why kill a blonde with big tits?'

Vance turns to Trump and says, 'See? I told you,
no one gives a shit about 140 million Muslims!'

[KRobertsCo @krob686]

@ronsterd89 Nope

[KRobertsCo @krob686]

Lol!

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

A bodybuilder was admiring his body in the mirror when he noticed he was suntanned everywhere except his pecker.

He headed to the beach, got completely naked, and buried himself in the sand with just his pecker sticking out.

Two elderly ladies strolled by and saw it. One poked at it with her cane and said, “There isn’t any justice in this world.” Her friend asked, “What do you mean?” She replied, “When I was 20, I was curious about it. When I was 30, I enjoyed it. When I was 40, I demanded it. When I was 50, I paid for it. When I was 60, I prayed for it. When I was 70, I forgot about it.

And now that I’m 80, the dang things are growing wild, and I’m too old to squat!”

[Sal the Agorist @SallyMayweather]

22 yrs ago today, after a long zoning dispute with local officials that ruined his business, welder Marvin Heemeyer had enough & created the Killdozer.

He destroyed the mayor’s house, the judge’s house, town hall, the police station, & the bank - while avoiding hurting civilians or their property.

Happy Killdozer Day to those who celebrate 🎊

[KRobertsCo @krob686]

@Sofia50020Sofia Billy!

[R L Groves @CowboyEastTexas]

True story. My dad smoked most of his life. For most of the years I was around he drank probably a quart of whiskey a week. He had a number of other vices as well. But he did hard physical labor so at least he got exercise. He died at 91. Three weeks before he died he was still fast walking 4 miles a day. But he had a gall bladder operation, got a staff infection, and never recovered.

The lesson I take from this - drink if you want, smoke if you want, but stay the hell away from doctors.

🤣🤣🤣

[KRobertsCo @krob686]

@FLCons @IndianaGPA Im my home state of Colorado, but they are a lot of maintenance. Chinking, sealing, lots of maintenance with the exposure we have. Better materials available these days.

[KRobertsCo @krob686]

@A10TheHog Turbin dropper!

[KRobertsCo @krob686]

@ThrillaRilla369 Pb&j, oatmeal, spaghetti

[KRobertsCo @krob686]

@TheTopRepost When you roll up to those jobs place door hangers on the closest neighbors saying what your doing and that if they have any issues or need work to please reach out to you. Its being curtious and letting them know that you care about their hood and that your taking responsibility.

[KRobertsCo @krob686]

Big truth! Enjoy it while you can!

[MeatEater @MeatEaterTV]

Get out there.

[Imtiaz Mahmood @ImtiazMadmood]

A married man goes into the confessional and says to his priest, "I almost had an affair with another woman."

The priest says, "Almost? What do you mean, almost?"

The man replies, "Well, we kissed and both got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped."

The priest then says, "Rubbing together is the same thing as putting it in. You're not to see that woman again. For your penance, say 10 Hail Mary's and put $100 in the poor box."

Then man then leaves the confessional, says his prayers, and then walks over to the collection box. He pauses for a moment, and then starts to leave.

Meanwhile, the priest is watching all this time, and quickly runs over to him saying, "Hey, I saw that. You didn't put any money in the poor box."

The man replies, "Yeah, but I rubbed the $100 on the box, and according to you, that's the same thing as putting it in!"

[Shannon 🇺🇸I stand with America @thewriterme]

Anyone that’s gets up and goes to any job- kudos to you… but this is funny 😂

[KRobertsCo @krob686]

I still have 1 unopened bottle left. Never let go of a good thing!

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

Not once did I ever think that Aunt Jemima was a symbol of slavery. I thought she was just a really good cook.

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

Not once did I ever think that Aunt Jemima was a symbol of slavery. I thought she was just a really good cook.

[KRobertsCo @krob686]

@JoshuaBarzon @official_flo @FLAGALine @Floridaman @nbc6 @RonDeSantis @SunSentinel @FloridaTourism @FlaPanthers @FloridaGators E, easy