Stephen Kroll

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Data Center Disguises Itself As Abortion Clinic To Win Support From Liberals https://t.co/UGYmB6mC8k

[Adam Carolla @adamcarolla]

Funny

[Laura Ingraham @IngrahamAngle]

🚨 CANADA: No oncologist yet — but a MAID pamphlet arrived

Kristin Logan: “I hadn’t even seen an oncologist yet before I got that pamphlet.”

“As I’m waiting for even the first call from the oncology team, I get this pamphlet in the mail basically telling me that I can go and kill myself.”

“At that point you realize what a DYSTOPIAN situation it is.”

[X Freeze @XFreeze]

Bill Gates once came to Giga Texas and told Elon that a long-range electric semi truck was impossible and it doesn't work

Elon’s response was:
“We literally have them. Drive one yourself. Pepsi is using them right now”

Bill Gates still kept insisting:
“No, it doesn’t work”

And this is the funniest part 😂

Elon asked him what exactly about the engineering made the Tesla Semi “impossible”
Gates couldn’t really explain the engineering behind his claim

Fast forward to today:
• Tesla Semi production has started
• 500-mile estimated range
• Einride plans to add 500 Semis
• 330+ Semis are already reserved around one California charging depot
• Tesla is rapidly expanding Megacharging infrastructure
• And Semi is now moving toward Europe

Elon literally built the entire truck and proved it in the real world

Imagine being that confidently wrong about the technology while still getting treated as a climate expert 🤡

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

INSANE

Parent says that @SPSProud has SIX boys on the girl’s varsity volleyball team

6 boys pretending to be girls

The girls don’t even stand a chance

This is not normal and can’t be legal

Cc @AAGDhillon @usedgov please help these girls 🙏

[Barbara Eden @Barbara_Eden]

We don’t often think about the passage of time when we’re living in the moment. While today marks the 61st anniversary of I Dream of Jeannie, 61 years into the future was the furthest thought from my mind on that frigid day in December of 1964.

That was when we filmed the pilot on the beach at Point Dume!

When you’re filming on location, you don’t think about anything other than work. After all, daylight is changing, shadows are moving, wind is blowing. We were there to get the shots and get the job done on schedule.

Between hitting our marks and getting the shots, the biggest memory that stands out that day is that it was so horribly cold! There I was in a harem costume on the beach in December, shivering! It was so cold my lips were blue!

I look back now, at that day, and I truly cannot quite express how amazing it is to me that 61 years later, Jeannie is still with me. I had no idea what was starting on that beach, or how it would find a home in the hearts of so many, for so many years.

I also had no expectation that Jeannie, a delightful mythological, classic entity, would still be here! But she is, just over my shoulder, watching over everything!

I think of those magical 5 years of my life, where every day was an adventure. Between Larry and Billy and Hayden, and the whole crew, we never knew what would happen! Even with a script in hand, you could never predict everything. From our hilarious guest stars, to being locked in a safe and playing the wonderfully mischievous naughty twin sister…

I’ve said it many times and I mean it every time; I Dream of Jeannie was often more fun than work.

Here’s to 61 years of magic! To all the laughter, all the joy, all the silliness and adventures that remain with me in my heart today.

Here’s to you, the fans! Your love, dedication and fascination with the show keeps the magic alive. I cannot thank you enough for the love you’ve shown me and for the memories you’ve helped keep bright.

Happy Anniversary Jeannie, still bringing laughs, granting wishes and reminding me of what a joy it was. -Barbara Eden

[Sassafrass84 @Sassafrass_84]

No lie detected. 💯 truth.

[DocumentingLibs @USADocumented]

A Nova Scotia woman had precancerous cells on her cervix.

That was two years ago.

Pap smear. Abnormal cells. Referral to a gynecologist so they could find out if it was cancer. The referral sat for nine months.

She finally gets an appointment. She shows up on time — 10 a.m., in her calendar. The office says it was at 9. Won’t see her. Won’t reschedule. Start over. New referral.

She leaves crying. Seven more months go by. They call about an appointment she was never told about. She can’t take it.

She’s on a TV contract. Miss it and they can sue her.

Next opening: next year.
They don’t even call her back. She has to chase them.

She said the quiet part out loud: imagine dying of cervical cancer while you wait just to see a gyno.

That is Canada’s “universal healthcare.”
Not free care. A government monopoly that loses your referral, punishes you for their scheduling error, and hands a possible cancer case a calendar date in another year.

Coverage on paper. Care on a waitlist. You pay the taxes either way. The state decides when you’re allowed to find out if you have cancer.

This is the model they want to import as Medicare for All.

Don’t.

[Juanita Broaddrick @atensnut]

💯

[Stephen Kroll @kroll_stephen]

Liberalism and TDS are a mental so disorder

[Cape Aerial 🇺🇸 @CCAerial]

$13 for the actual gas

$96 because Maura Healey "stopped to pipelines"

$18 for the illegal immigrants that the governor forces you to pay for.

Had enough yet, folks?

[StopAntisemitism @StopAntisemites]

Florida🚨- Duncan MacDonald shows off a large arsonel of weaponry, along with bullet proof vests, as he proclaims he’s going to “hunt Jews”.

Macdonald appears to be a chef/work in the catering business in/around Jacksonville.

[Vivid.🇮🇱 @VividProwess]

Palestinians admits they will move to Christians after they are done with the Jews.

"We will hunt Jews and Christians to the ends of the earth, killing every last one."

This is the death cult Israel is fighting against.

[Christopher Rufo @christopherrufo]

EXCLUSIVE: A Nigerian chieftain billed Medicaid more than $36 million, then snapped up luxury properties in California and built a magnificent palace in Abatete, Nigeria—including a golden statue of himself.

The experts told us it has all the red flags for fraud.

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

Not to be seen on the BBC, as it's contrary to their hidden agenda

[Brivael Le Pogam @brivael]

🚨 Un message à tous les Français 🚨

Dans les mois qui viennent, tu vas voir de plus en plus de propagande sur Elon Musk.

Envoie ça à tes proches. Pas demain. Maintenant.

Elon Musk est en train de détruire, à l’échelle mondiale, le plus vieux mensonge politique du siècle : l’idée que seuls l’État, les intermédiaires et les médias titulaires ont le droit de dire ce qui est vrai, ce qui est possible, et ce qui est moral.

Ce mensonge a un nom familier. On l’appelle socialisme quand il parle de justice. On l’appelle « consensus » quand il parle de science. On l’appelle « protection » quand il parle de parole. Dans tous les cas, le mécanisme est le même : une caste se place entre les gens et la réalité, puis vend cette place comme un service public.

Musk casse ça.

Il a prouvé qu’on pouvait envoyer des fusées sans Gosplan. Construire des voitures sans la bénédiction de Detroit. Relier un village, un front ou un hôpital depuis l’orbite, sans demander l’autorisation d’un ministère. Il a racheté la place publique et arraché le monopole de ceux qui décidaient qui avait le droit de parler.

Voilà pourquoi les médias mainstream, comme une bête à l’agonie, vont tout tenter.

Pas parce qu’ils ont découvert un secret. Parce que l’homme échappe à tous leurs leviers. On ne l’achète pas avec des recettes publicitaires. On ne le recadre pas avec un cycle de une. On ne le débranche pas discrètement. À ce niveau de puissance, c’est probablement l’homme le plus clean du monde : il a mis sa propre fortune en jeu, il n’a pas besoin de leur permission, et il n’a pas construit sa position en capturant l’État.

Ils diront nazi. Ils diront fou. Ils diront dangereux pour la démocratie. Ils ressortiront le même extrait, le même historien du bon camp, la même indécence morale.

Ce n’est pas de l’information. C’est un réflexe de survie.

Il faut que les Français le sachent avant que la vague n’arrive.

Elon Musk ne se bat pas pour un parti. Il se bat pour que le peuple puisse regarder la machine en face, construire sans demander pardon, et cesser de déléguer sa tête à ceux qui vivent de la peur et du récit.

La vérité est simple.

Un bâtisseur qui ouvre le jeu fait plus pour les gens qu’une rédaction qui recycle la calomnie.

Transmets ça. Les mois qui viennent vont être bruyants. Le signal, lui, ne changera pas.

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

Mamdani and AOC laughing while names of victims of 9/11 are being read should be in every single campaign ad in every single city in America until November.

This is the Democratic Socialist Party.

They hate you. They hate America.

Blast this everywhere

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

NEW MEDIA HOAX JUST DROPPED

“Armed man lunged at Amy Acton!”

Reality: Prosecutor says video shows he never went near her, didn’t lunge or charge at her, and never brandished a weapon.

Amy Acton Smollet.

Every. Single. Time.

[🎹 Ames™ 🎹 @AmesStraight]

Oh no.

Anyway… what time should we have the going-away party...and cake? 🎂😂

Imagine threatening parents with “We’ll stop teaching your children!” because you’re being asked to remove a political/social symbol from the classroom.

If a flag is the one thing standing between you and abandoning your profession, perhaps the flag was a little too central to the profession.

Call me old-fashioned, but I thought the classroom essentials were things like:

📚 Books
✏️ Pencils
➗ Math
🔬 Science
📖 Reading
🍎 And, you know… TEACHING.

If removing a Pride flag makes you unwilling to teach, then thank you for making the personnel decision remarkably easy.

Please remember to turn in your badge, laptop, and classroom keys on the way out.

[🇺🇸𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐆𝐨𝐝𝐟𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫🇮🇹 @Godfatherparte2]

Please Pass on more Papal Pontifications Per favore!

👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻