Rob Williams

Creative marketing, branding, advertising, design, and social. Rides bikes for @ridersonlybikes. Eats food. Repeats. Instagram @krow272

[Rob Williams @krow272]

This Shit Show just went from Sell Out to Canceled 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Rob Williams @krow272]

Heading over to Bluesky @krow272.bsky.social and Threads @krow272 - you should too! Unless you’re a racist or a misogynist or xenophobic or afraid of pronouns, can’t say gay, distrust science, oppose education, or any other form of being an asshole troll, you should stay here. 👋

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@YardHouse Yard House Palm Beach Gardens - my go to spot since it opened.

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Okay @YardHouse you 86’d my turkey burger, then changed to these sad pickles, but now hearing @TheSaltNPepa @WhitneyHouston and @TinaTurner here is 😠. I need the comfort and consistency that YH offered me for 2.7x w week for last 17 years. Make it #GreatFoodClassicRock again.

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@YardHouse Crestfallen. My 💔 is broken. The birds have fallen silent. The sun won’t shine as brightly anymore. 16 years averaging about 2.3 visits per week to @YardHouse (find me in seat 220 at the bar), and my time served has come down to this. Rip Turkey Burger 🍔 You will be missed.

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Dear @YardHouse I’ve been patient, I’ve been understanding, I do blame the pandemic, I know there are shortages… but, please, I beg you… bring back my turkey burger/turkey patty option. At least tell me it hasn’t been permanently 86’d.

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UPDATE from DEN: Landed at B8, had 5 mins to get to B21… luckily close. Ran. Almost last to get on. @United Captain (#UA2463) says “United has been having IT problems so we’re in a slight delay.” Watch out window as our bags show and get loaded onto the plane. FLL here we come!

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Gate agent over intercom, “I’m authorized to offer any volunteers $700 voucher plus rebooking this flight.” No one blinked. “$800?” 😬 The plane erupted in laugher. @United Captain gets on mic: “Sorry folks, but we either get volunteers or throw 50 bags off the airplane.” 😳

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Burn fuel for 20 mins 🔥 Then @United #UA5500 starts to taxi out for takeoff. Just in from the tower: we have a 10 min hold for incoming air traffic. FFS!! It’s Sun Valley, ID. There’s one terminal, 3 gates, it’s smaller than an Applebee’s. Traffic!? Doesn’t inspire confidence.

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BTW, the “tributes” who volunteered to leave @United flight #UA5500 received $1,000 vouchers + rebook of this flight tomorrow.

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Well, @United flight #UA5500 finally jettisoned enough weight (READ: passengers and their luggage) and the survivors are heading out to sit on the runway and burn some fuel. (Ahem, #climatechange) Now it’s to see if we can get to DEN in time to catch our connection to FLL. 🤞🏻

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UPDATE from @United #UA5500 pilot: Now that the volunteers (“tributes”) and their bags are off, we need more or we’ll have to sit at the end of the runway and burn off 800 lbs of fuel before we can take off. 🤦🏻‍♂️ #fail

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Nice work @United - ground crew at SUN overfuels the aircraft (#UA5500) by 1500 pounds and the options are 7 people volunteer to get off or they randomly start pulling 50 bags off. Now let’s see if we can make it to DEN before we all miss our connections. #fail

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Hey @Carvana Your abandoned vehicle will be towed on Monday. I’m done listening to the on-hold music; getting no call backs; ignored SMS system; and overall horrible customer service. 2 weeks is enough free storage for blocking my driveway.

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Still no word from @Carvana on pickup of vehicle they’ve left blocking my driveway now for 10 days. I will have to get it towed away as abandoned. Don’t fall for the convenient ‘meet at the house’, meet them in a public parking lot to avoid later inconvenience. Unacceptable.

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@Carvana Who can I call about picking up the vehicle you bought. Has been blocking my driveway for a week. Your phone number was 90 min wait that then disconnected. SMS was a dead end also. I could just have it towed.

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Why is @SIRIUSXM still so scammy with their account services? No company that large should make it so difficult to cancel your account.

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@davenewworld_2 Not a lawyer, but I did stay at a Four Seasons Total Landscaping last night. I see Battery (Spitting), Assault (Verbal Threats), Criminal Attempt (Try To Hit w/ Truck), Intimidation (Bodily Harm Threats), and a Hate Crime (Commit Above w/ Hate Speech). Book em, @TampaPD #LSHT64

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@bobbie731 Yellowstone: Seasons 1 & 2: "I can't wait to go there someday." Season 3: "And... now I want a Bangtail Bike Shop t-shirt." https://t.co/s5G9PmD0A9 😆

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How much are 30-sec spots during a Presidential press conference going for these days? Now the bragging about ratings makes sense—tryin to get up to those Super Bowl ad numbers.