kris

terrible evil horrible Dude

[Richard Cranium @1AMbowlocereal]

@thekinocorner Dude…DUDE. She uses heckin DILDOS to beat up the fashy security guards! And OMG get this—there’s a motherheckin RATATOUILLE reference!! Except it’s with a raccoon, so they call him Raccoontouille 😂😂😂 and i stg there’s a scene where they have HOT DOGS for fingers!! 😭🌭

[kris @krstphrr]

old people are generally retarded and have a very outdated view of the world. who else is blowing snot in a reusable napkin

[kris @krstphrr]

Put her in office

[The Sun @TheSun]

Passenger mistakes airport check-in desk for an escalator

[jake @wormpuller]

Is he gonna beat the fuck out of his pregnant girlfriend in the movie as well or will it mostly just be about his shitty terrible music

[kris @krstphrr]

You are a retard

[cute hafserh💞 @haifah_er_abba]

Guys, if alcohol is a particular percentage, for example 7% does every sip contain 7% or do you only get the 7% when you finish the bottle?

[kris @krstphrr]

@SaskatoonPolice im upping this on you @wikileakslntern

[kris @krstphrr]

@Clavicular0 my mom said she can take us @temporalblur

[kris @krstphrr]

Im pulling up to your crib in this @qwebl_

[Gun Lovers Club @GunloverClub1]

This car has bulletproof windows with a gun port. You can shoot out, but nothing gets in.

[kris @krstphrr]

Them big ass meat balls lets get back to the basics

[Mimi @fried_kale]

Sixth date with this guy. I’m bringing over panna cotta and spaghetti and meatballs and we’re having a movie night

[kris @krstphrr]

posting this just in time for pride month

[kris @krstphrr]

@qwebl_

[kris @krstphrr]

We can be rolling up while we listen to kevin gates on my jbl speaker outside walmart

[kris @krstphrr]

i spend my time on the internet in fear because i could be exposed to whatever this bald retard makes at any time

[kris @krstphrr]

this is probably really dope if you are 13 and pick your nose and eat your boogers

[TheRealThelmaJohnson @TheRealThelmaJ1]

The new Banksy sculpture in London is brilliant

[On God News @OnGodNews_]

Pilipinas Got Talent (2016)

[doomer @uncledoomer]

he's like the retarded forrest gump