Krysta Shippelt

Former flight attendant, turned stay at home mom to 3 girls. Foodie, photo taker, adventurer. Married to my best friend. I tweet about my kids too much.

[Krysta Shippelt @krystalarson]

The Ultimate Disney on Ice Family Experience #giveaway #win https://t.co/MzYSJAd9wr

[Krysta Shippelt @krystalarson]

@AshleyKumo What a nightmare the passport office is lately. Are you going to Australia with her?! Because, amazing.

[Krysta Shippelt @krystalarson]

I picked up 50 Timbits as a special treat for the last day of school. 2 birthday cake, zero chocolate, and probably half old fashioned plain, which in my humble opinion shouldn’t even be a thing. Thanks a lot @TimHortons 😅

[David Wright @RealDaveWright]

So far I’ve managed to avoid contracting Covid and Wordle.

[Spencer Althouse @SpencerAlthouse]

“No worries either way!” —me worrying both ways

[Krysta Shippelt @krystalarson]

@AshleyKumo Given that I somehow have an 8 year old, it shouldn’t come as a surprise to me that your daughter is a teen… but… what?? 😳

[jason schilling @schill_dawg]

So let me get this straight, I did everything asked of me, didn’t see family for 18 months, kept my cohort small, waved at loved ones through a screen, got vaccinated to protect myself and others, did all the right things, and the people who send me hate mail get $100?

[Kady 🦄 @KadyDane]

Having friends around the world is so cool because you can see literally all of them everywhere having a better existence than you in Alberta 🥲

[Krysta Shippelt @krystalarson]

@ctvedmonton @Shippelt

[Katie Summers ✨ @katiessummerss]

I’m in a bad place right now. Not like mentally or anything just Alberta

[Krysta Shippelt @krystalarson]

@AshleyKumo Happy birthday Ashley!!! ❤��❤️ Hope you have a great day!

[Krysta Shippelt @krystalarson]

Hey 2020, thanks for the extra hour. 🙄

[Krysta Shippelt @krystalarson]

@rosietk11 Girl, don’t do it. 😂🤣

[Krysta Shippelt @krystalarson]

My 5 year old just walked up to me and whispered in my ear “You’re losing your mind.” She’s not wrong.

[Krysta Shippelt @krystalarson]

@Shippelt There are worse nicknames she could have given me.

[Krysta Shippelt @krystalarson]

My 5 year old pretended to eat my arm (she was being a dinosaur) and has been calling me “Yummy Mummy” ever since.

[Krysta Shippelt @krystalarson]

@McDonaldsCanada always gets this wrong. NO back bacon. Vegetarians apparently not welcome. 😂

[Krysta Shippelt @krystalarson]

Parenting in a nutshell: I asked my kids to go get their pyjamas on, and came upstairs 2 minutes later to find my toddler naked and rubbing lotion all over her belly, as my 5 year old chewed on a tampon. (Obviously unused.)

[Krysta Shippelt @krystalarson]

@sarahmavrophoto @_Clemm DAMN RIGHT I DO. Lol. Luckily I get it without prawns so it’s a bit cheaper.