Katie Jansen

ugh

[Katie Jansen @ktjansen97]

i was just informed that i can’t wear my hotdog costume at graduation and therefore I will not be there. thanks anyway.

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

Let’s get this 10,000 retweets. It’s worth every single one of the nine minutes to watch.

[Yousef Munayyer @YousefMunayyer]

We spend $750 billion annually on "defense" and the center of American government fell in two hours to the duck dynasty and the guy in the chewbacca bikini

[avery @sunsetsapphics]

“hmm i wonder if they planned this”

[Jonathan Slavin (he, him, they, them) @slavin_jonathan]

Hard not to remember that a violin vigil for Elijah McClain got tear gassed.

[Jason Kander @JasonKander]

A good start, but if you can’t disavow the lies about fraud, you’re unwilling to help deescalate the situation.

Be a part of the solution, @HawleyMO.

Do not be a coward. Be a patriot. Do what you know is right. Help us back from the ledge you put us on.

[amelie @ameliexrose]

the white privilege is appalling. this shit is SO disrespectful.
Shame on you.

[Found Footage Fest @foundfootage]

No host likes shooting promos, especially for a phone version of their hit game show, but Trebek did them with good humor. So long, Alex, and fuck 'em.

[Katie Jansen @ktjansen97]

@TomiLahren you absolute fucking stain.

[Katie Jansen @ktjansen97]

@bltsammy @Yelluted idk what crunchyroll is but I’m very into its name

[Barry Malone @malonebarry]

I absolutely love live TV.

[Katie Jansen @ktjansen97]

hahahahahaha fuck off you’ve got some packing to do

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I WON THIS ELECTION, BY A LOT!

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

as someone who famously lost his campaign for student body president in college, i’d like to suggest donald do what i did: get absolutely fucked up on chili’s margaritas and then don’t go outside for a month

[Katie Jansen @ktjansen97]

that’s what it looks like to receive mail Donald

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

They are finding Biden votes all over the place — in Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, and Michigan. So bad for our Country!

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Vote for change.

Vote for her.

[Katie Jansen @ktjansen97]

trump supporters calling out Biden for stumbling over words occasionally is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while.

Trump talked about dishwashers at a rally once to prove a point about how most places in the country experience rain.

[Laura Bassett @LEBassett]

I know it happened a couple minutes ago which feels like a lifetime ago in this debate, but: Biden looking directly at the camera and saying his son had a drug problem like many do and he loves him anyway was a really powerful moment that will resonate and stick with people.

[Adrianna McIntyre (@adrianna.bsky.social) @onceuponA]

I can't believe I was ever told that women are too emotional to be president

[Katie Jansen @ktjansen97]

@JoeBiden I just donated $5. For the love of god, get a drink on me.

maybe that’s illegal - got a Venmo Joe?