asshole pedestrian

κανδάκη; Innovator and Kueen. Kreator. Lefty. Worshipper. ✨ #day356

[asshole pedestrian @kueenvy]

I need a nap until at least the second week of December

[melody @melkuo]

no see there's a york and a north york and an east york but no south york and no west york and also none of these are in york region

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

If my kid scored this goal they’d have to kick me out of the game

[asshole pedestrian @kueenvy]

I need to go fishing

[asshole pedestrian @kueenvy]

I’m going to let tomorrow’s version of me vote on this too

[🪷 ℳ𝓈𝒢𝓇𝓊𝓂𝓅𝓎ℬ𝓊𝓃𝓃𝓎 🪷 @msgrumpybunny]

Everyone should have a hype man like this in their life 🙌🏼

Might change my name to Franklin and play this on loop 😂

[𝕯𝖞𝖑𝖆𝖓™ @Dylanszn01]

Extreme weather is no longer “weather.” It’s the bill coming due for decades of treating the planet like a disposable resource.

[gemini ❤️‍🔥 @fkabonetitties]

This is how I’m moving through crowds because people are actually stupid asf now and have no spatial awareness and walk entirely too slow all of the time

[goma @soigomaa]

I'm down for this becoming a worldwide tradition

[brooke @brookeab]

if you live in the marvel universe at what point do you move out of New York

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

using y=mx+b to figure out the slope of the line you crossed

[𝖐𝖚𝖘𝖍𝖇𝟔𝖗𝖇𝖎𝖊❦™️ @kushb6rbie]

watch out for niggas that are always saying “pause” cause why everytime i say something you’re thinking about dick?????

[Nick. @BeeeNICK]

Yall forgot that actual fun isn't always aesthetically pleasing and that's why yall not having any.

[Nik @_NikSpace]

I wish everyone was nicer to everyone so I could be kind to people without them thinking I want to kiss them 😭😭😭😭

[jorts 🇵🇸 @ftmensch]

my mom started volunteering with autistic children and annoyed one nonverbal student so bad that he literally spoke for the very first time in his life to tell her to shut up

[asshole pedestrian @kueenvy]

BUN BADMINDDDD

[asshole pedestrian @kueenvy]

I wonder if sleep is as into me as I am into it

[Mela Yela @_melayela_]

This new Masego & Buju Banton got me like:

[chase @_chase_____]

it sucks that the only way to become someone’s best friend in adulthood is by defeating their childhood best friend in a trial by combat

[Gizem Akdag @gizakdag]

Styling

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[27. @dimvji]

all roads eventually lead back to the interests you had as a child