Spring Festival Gala Robot Burros

Australia’s least read columnist.

[Spring Festival Gala Robot Burros @KurtDecker1]

@karolineleavitt @RitaPanahi The pool was the only thing Trump really wanted to talk about amidst the Iran debacle. Next.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Trump for two weeks straight: why are you asking me about Iran and not the reflecting pool. The media won’t tell you what a good job I’m doing on the reflecting pool.

[Spring Festival Gala Robot Burros @KurtDecker1]

Trump working hard on the affairs of state. Thank you Mr President!

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump on Truth Social: "Many people don’t know, or assume, that DUMB ends in 'b'"

[Dr Tracy Westerman AM @TracyWesterman]

The Sanewashing of Hanson Is at Its Peak.
This is how Trump came to power: platform the lies, skip the follow-up, let the headlines call it “proving her critics wrong.”
We are all watching it happen in real time.
At the National Press Club, Pauline Hanson said the following. Not one claim was challenged by the so called journalists in attendance and she continues to be unchallenged on the facts in every interview she sits.
-1. Unlike the Prime Minister, I welcome scrutiny.” Hypocritical. In the same speech she announced she refuses ABC interviews, will scrap the SBS, & will make the ABC subscription-only. The event allowed 2 hours; standard format gives 25–30 mins for the address. She spoke for 50-halving the time left for questions. When Guardian journalist Sarah Martin used that remaining time to ask about her daughter's $150,000 taxpayer-funded advisor role, Hanson called her “a trashy journalist” and banned her from all future press conferences.
• “Babies are aborted the day before birth.” Fabricated. Late-term abortion is highly restricted, requires medical approval, and occurs only in genuine medical emergencies.
• “Interest rates are heading towards 10%.” False. RBA cash rate: 4.35%. Forecast to fall, not rise.
• “There’s no gender pay gap — just women taking time off.” False. WGEA confirms the gap exists at equal hours, equal roles, regardless of career breaks.
• “$30B a year on Indigenous programs.” False. Only 18% (~$5.6B) is Indigenous-specific. The rest is the Indigenous share of mainstream services every Australian uses.
• Transgender people were compared to “militant Islam.” False and dangerous. ABS data: transgender and gender-diverse Australians make up 1% of the pop’n. There’s no body of research showing transgender ppl commit crime at elevated rates-in fact it shows transgender people are dramatically more likely to be victims of violence— assault, sexual violence, and homicide rates against trans people are well above general population rates in most studies (US, UK, and Aust data all show this pattern)
• “23% of Australians can’t speak English.” False. That 23% speak another language at home — most are bilingual. Limited English proficiency: just 3.2%.
• “The CEFC has had $200 billion.” False by a factor of six. Actual legislated capacity: $33 billion.
• “I care about the homeless and hungry.” Hypocritical. In the same speech, she backed cuts to Indigenous-specific funding — despite Aboriginal homelessness running up to 10 times higher than the non-Indigenous rate.
• $90 billion in cuts, no plan. ~$35 billion of it remains unaccounted for. No modelling.
• “I support worker rights.” False. Voted against minimum wage increases, penalty rates, criminalising wage theft, casual conversion rights, same job same pay, and the right to disconnect. Took a $100,000 pay rise while voting against a tax break for low-paid workers
• Called Australian workers “lazy.” She has attended just 12% of Senate estimates since 2016 & 53% of parliamentary votes. Paid over $200k a year
• Labor have let immigration get out of control.” False. Net overseas migration has fallen every year since the post-COVID peak in 2022-23 — 538,000 → 446,000 → 306,000 in 2024-25. She also recycled a 26-year-old ABS pop’n projection as a fresh “next 50 years” forecast

Said: This beautiful country belongs to all Australians born here and those who have joined us”- in her opening line; then spent the next 50 minutes demanding a monocultural society, comparing transgender Australians to militant Islam, inflating migration and language figures, denying the gender pay gap, and repeating the debunked $30 billion Indigenous funding myth. Welcomed everyone in the first sentence. Spent the rest of the speech defining most of them out — and offered no plan to fix anything she raised, only $90 billion in cuts.
Not one follow-up question. No source data on a single figure in the entire speech. This is what unchallenged looks like.
/2 sources

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

BREAKING: The FBI has recovered several boxes of algae starter kits from Antifa headquarters.

[Alex Tiffin @RespectIsVital]

The concept of Islamophobia is pretty easy to understand.

Last night, a white man with a MACHETE went rampaging across Edinburgh targeting what he thought were Muslims claiming he was "saving the country".

That is Islamophobia.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

He touched a floating piece of the detached blue lining

[onion person @CantEverDie]

>becomes prime minister
>wins largest majority seen in labour history
>pivots the party hard right, cracks down on palestinian protestors and privacy rights
>completely destroys the labour party
>resigns

what was bro doing any of this for

[Spring Festival Gala Robot Burros @KurtDecker1]

No prize BTW.

[Spring Festival Gala Robot Burros @KurtDecker1]

Saw the same message on a Powerball ticket last week. Father’s Day is not until September in Australia. 🤣

[Justin Amash @justinamash]

Trump keeps showcasing that he recently learned the word “dumb” ends in “b.”

[Spring Festival Gala Robot Burros @KurtDecker1]

Yep, it’s on you, Rupert Lowe, Elon Musk and the racists and bigots who have been stoking hatred for months. Next pogrom is on you too.

[Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧 @TRobinsonNewEra]

Now it's my fault that a random Scottish man apparently attacked some Muslims?

He literally said in the clip why he was angry, and allegedly he attacked 5 people?

And his reasoning was about abhorrent crimes committed by your community, nothing to do with me or Rupert.

[Humza Yousaf @HumzaYousaf]

My full statement on the horrific, but I am afraid to say, unsurprising attacks in Edinburgh.

Enough of the statements of solidarity from governments. Muslims - across the UK - no longer feel safe in the only country they call home.

Time to face down the peddlers of hate.

[Evan Kirstel #B2B #TechFluencer @EvanKirstel]

@atrupar

[Spring Festival Gala Robot Burros @KurtDecker1]

An Olympic swimmer picked up a piece of detached lining and some other dude grabbed a hose. Serious crimes indeed!

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump: "The United States Park Police have arrested multiple individuals for vandalizing our Nations magnificent Reflecting Poll. Who would do such a thing? These are very serious crimes having to do with the destruction of National Monuments. Years in jail! Work will begin immediately on its repair. President DJT"

[yoshimi battles video game addiction @nise_yoshimi]

British politics since 2010

[cluedont @cluedont]

'What was 2026 like, grandad?'

'It's erm, it's hard to explain'

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

They’re like a real life Terrence and Phillip

[owen @olpafc_]

Wait until this guy sees the Welsh flag

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

I don’t condone soccer, but I cannot wait to send the Australians back to Vienna where they belong