Rebecca Mason

Everyone deserves second chances, but not for the same mistake.

[Rebecca Mason @KushchenkoM]

Say what you feel, it's not being rude; it's being real.

[Rebecca Mason @KushchenkoM]

Oh,you liked the book better than the movie? You know what I liked about the movie, No reading!

[Rebekah Curtis @florenskarnaus1]

I don't care if you're joking, if I'm in a bad mood, you're pissing me off.

[Marie Knox @Khapteva9]

I Couldn't Help But Notice that awesome ends with 'me' and ugly starts with 'u' ;)

[Donna Carpenter @kigel76]

People need to worry about their own life and not whats going on with others

[Rebecca Mason @KushchenkoM]

I hope there's a day when Cancer is just a Zodiac Sign.

[Sharon Lowe @FdumovaPn]

I hate smart ass teachers. Me: Can I go to the bathroom? Teacher: I don't know, can you? Me: BITCH I WILL SHIT ON YOUR DESK.

[Ana Travers @gabrielyants2]

Haters are like crickets. Crickets make a lot of noise, you hear it but you can't see them. Then right when you walk by them, they're quiet

[Rebecca Mason @KushchenkoM]

Once you turn 21, you can finally legally do all the things you've been doing since you were 16.

[Rebecca Mason @KushchenkoM]

A recent study shows that 90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically, 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women.

[Rhonda Machuca @zipamtom]

Hoe, don't confuse my personality with my attitude. My personality is who I am, and my attitude depends on who you are.

[Claudia Taylor @86Bukiya]

I work awfully hard trying to disguise the fact that I'm a lazy bastard.

[Terry Richards @illyuminarskiy1]

It's not how good your work is, it's how well you explain it.

[Flora McCoy @grechishko_ms]

The difference between who you are and who you want to be is what you do.

[Rebecca Mason @KushchenkoM]

Dear new generation, The Lion King was during our generation, Just because it came out in 3D doesn't make it yours. Sincerely the 90s kids

[Victoria Sharp @95Oliya]

That awesome moment when the whole class laughed at what you said, so you just sit there like a boss.

[Rebecca Mason @KushchenkoM]

Don't get me wrong, I'm glad slavery was abolished. I just don't understand why marriage is still legal.

[Rebecca Mason @KushchenkoM]

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now shut up, they're about to announce the lottery numbers.

[Vicky Robinson @FlaviyKotko]

My ex? We're not friends, we're not enemies. We're just strangers with some memories...

[Hilda Goncalves @88_zugrya]

Bad decisions make good stories.