Katelyn Vol

she/her

[george griffiths @georgegriffiths]

the fun thing about carly rae jepsen's career is that she has made arguably 3 or 4 of the best pop songs of the last 16 years and none of them are call me maybe

[Katelyn Vol @kvolner]

🙌

[Carly Rae Jepsen @carlyraejepsen]

It’s a double album baby! You guessed it right. Day and Night arrives September 18th and I couldn’t be more proud. We kick things off this Friday w our first single On Wires. https://t.co/VNC5tO6zhB

[Katelyn Vol @kvolner]

@parkthekah @amazon @parkthekah looks like she takes 2 packages

[Katelyn Vol @kvolner]

And I've been stanning ever since

[Pop Base @PopBase]

9 years ago today, Dua Lipa released ‘Dua Lipa.’

[Katelyn Vol @kvolner]

@Spotify How come when selecting more than 1 song and choosing an action, it's only working for the 1 song you are hovered over and not all selected??

[Katelyn Vol @kvolner]

Casket covered in my brewery stickers

[Katie @ALadyNamedKatie]

When I die, please cover my casket in my sticker collection that I bought but could never commit to applying on things

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

Artists are canceling shows and tours because no one is buying tickets, but no one lowering ticket prices.

[jxke. 🧸🎰🃏 @cantguardjake]

Imagine you’re having a terrible month at work and your side chick makes you the worst playlist known to man and you gotta pretend to like it

[Katelyn Vol @kvolner]

Should've picked a different headliner to begin with

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Wireless Festival has been cancelled after the British Government banned Kanye West from entering the United Kingdom.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

in the entire history of the olympics (more than 10,000 athletes each summer games and 3,000 each winter) since 1896, this would have applied to one (1) woman who did not place in anything

[Sponge ! ⛓️🪚👱 era @SussedSponge]

Why is no one talking about this? A hate crime that ended the life of a black trans activist and drag queen. Black Lives MATTER, Trans Rights are HUMAN Rights. May she rest in peace and power

[Ashley Nicole Moss @AshNicoleMoss]

one of the greatest bops in the history of bops

[Katelyn Vol @kvolner]

@Scoots12 I can't believe it either to be honest. 😭

[Count Dankula @CountDankulaTV]

The Afroman Trial.

-Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons.
-Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up.
-No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman.
-Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras.
-Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives.
-During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat.
-The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation.
-Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit.
-Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them.
-One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife.
-As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE.
-The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman.

This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

[𐌕 @fwtimini]

The downside of having friends who don’t use Twitter is that they come to you all excited to tell you something you already knew three days ago.

[Katelyn Vol @kvolner]

Now give it to us soon please!!!!!!!!

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Zara Larsson tells ELLE that the ‘Midnight Sun’ deluxe will be a “motherquake”:

“Summer truly isn’t over yet. Midnight Sun was released in September. It’s been brewing all year. I feel like this deluxe is just going to build onto that world that kind of already exists, but in a really fun, different way. I’m very proud of all the people that are a part of this project. I’ve never felt as accomplished as I do when I listen to these songs, because I feel like this is a really big deal for me. I want to do a proper rollout. I want to do the teasing of it all, the anticipation, the little Easter eggs. I’m very excited.”

🔗: https://t.co/LsWmlQAXI8

[𐌕 @fwtimini]

It's amazing how much you can accomplish around the house under the threat of someone coming over.

[Tyler Bindi @TripleNetTyler]

It cannot be overstated how much your quality of life improves when it gets dark at 7pm instead of 5pm

[Lee @caseyleemoore]

I did not think we’d be getting a new live version of “Untouched” by The Veronicas in 2026 but I’m grateful it happened