Kris

♚ I cannot offer you a final destination, But I can promise you an extraordinary journey ✨🏳️‍🌈

[Kris @kward_13]

Married the heck out of my best friend. Highly recommend. My WIFE Though👸🏻✨🔥🥹🤍💐💍🏳️‍🌈
#oneweekago #wlwwedding #queerlove @KarineCoul84701 😘

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

“Use AI or get left behind!”

Left behind by who exactly? People who can’t write a simple email without outsourcing their thoughts to a chatbot? I think I’ll be just fine.

[Kris @kward_13]

#MyTwitterAnniversary
#twitterforever

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Every pet owner has accidentally created a daily ritual and now lives under a tiny furry dictator.

[Kris @kward_13]

@Mubarak_mubious Alcohol✨ 3 years sober and down 100lbs!

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

No one warns you that getting older mostly means deciding what to make with ground beef and chicken for the rest of your life 😆

[Mumford & Sons @MumfordAndSons]

White Blank Page, live on Tiny Desk @nprmusic

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Dear Apple, Leave my Brightness wherever tf I put it. Thanks

[parks @parkersity_9]

startup idea - instagram, but it only shows you photos from people you follow and in chronological order

[Libriscent @libriscent]

ADHDer's dream job:

Being a Professional Idea Generator.
Giving Unlimited ideas with absolutely no responsibility for implementation.

[tailKATE 💜⚾️🖤 @COgirlWIworld]

Nah, he’s included. Next question.

[Katie @ALadyNamedKatie]

Find someone you can dilly dally with

[Rue’s Last Fix @CurttiMagurtti]

Olivia Benson would’ve had this entire administration in handcuffs by now

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Imagine being such a snowflake you need a different half time show.

[Mumford & Sons @MumfordAndSons]

YOU DESIRED MY ATTENTION BUT DENIED MY AFFECTIONS.

[Sassafrass84 @Sassafrass_84]

The youth today have no IDEA how iconic this duo is..

[Kris @kward_13]

@seamchc This. Always has been. Always will be

[Lupin @lupinxart]

i hope the trees know i notice them