Ken M

Tweets are for entertainment only, sarcasm is bountiful.

[Ken M @kwim87]

@GEICO_Service @GEICO And as you’re canceling it, @GEICO_Service and @GEICO tell me the decision was final yesterday and that there is no chance of reinstating so I miss a day of work for nothing. #ShitPeople #ShitManagement #AwfulCompany #AwfulPolicies

[Ken M @kwim87]

The worst service/procedures I’ve encountered at with @GEICO @GEICO_Service
The people you talk to are uninformed and not given the tools for proper customer service. They tell you to go to the app but the app says you need to call in.

[Ken M @kwim87]

@GEICO_Service So, to conclude this saga, you now just straight up cancel my policy and I’m Fucked. Thanks @GEICO_Service and @GEICO for dragging me along when I should have been taking my business elsewhere.

[Ken M @kwim87]

@GEICO @GEICO_Service Now, thank to @GEICO and @GEICO_Service it’s too late to get any coverage for tomorrow so I have to miss work. #geicosucks #geico #poorcustomerservice #geicodoesntcare

[Ken M @kwim87]

@GEICO @GEICO_Service But, you do it, and 5:15 rolls around with no call from @GEICO so you call back into @GEICO_Service only to find, they didn’t call you, because the approval team doesn’t call, and left for the day at 5. So, once again, by doing what was asked, you’re fucked. #awfulservice

[Ken M @kwim87]

@EABBridge They opened?!?

[Ken M @kwim87]

@MichaelRyanRuiz Listening to Pod late. As @DavidPSamson says, “Big whoop, Heat won a series”. Can someone say, had he pumped up Play-off runs for Marlins instead of selling each year, maybe fanbase would have grown? Seems like a blindspot. This is what gets fans excited so they buy tickets.

[Ken M @kwim87]

@EABBridge @RaviBhalla Oooo!! Needed!

[Ken M @kwim87]

@HarryKuffal @engineers_feed Not sure, but I think it got called the “Dark Ages” for a reason

[Ken M @kwim87]

@MichaelRyanRuiz @KenTremendous @DavidPSamson
When talking Angels, Samson said, “bought at 180 sell at 2 billion is a loss?” But when you say this about Marlins, “Well, we worked at a loss for years so you can’t say that.” 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Ken M @kwim87]

@mollymcdeath @TizzyEnt

[Ken M @kwim87]

@EABBridge I love his dog

[Ken M @kwim87]

@EABBridge My kind of night

[Ken M @kwim87]

@EABBridge 😬

[Ken M @kwim87]

@EABBridge I feel attacked

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