Katie Wotus

PSU ‘21.

[Amanda Kulijof @AmandaKulijof]

Selena vs Hailey is giving Gabriella vs Sharpay

[Katie Wotus @kwotus19]

#holytoledo #oaklandathletics

[Katie Wotus @kwotus19]

at a point in my relationship where my girlfriend just showed me her poop on FaceTime. idk if this is a good or bad sign.

[Adam Herman @AdamZHerman]

I am no longer impressed that Nicholas Cage managed to steal the Declaration of Independence.

[Jarett Wieselman @JarettSays]

Michelle Obama had the time today.

[Ari Berman @AriBerman]

There have been more Trump aides who’ve tested positive for coronavirus since the election than documented cases of voter fraud

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

While I may be the first, I won’t be the last.

[Iris Blasi @IrisBlasi]

It took 38 days following Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s death for the Senate to confirm a new Supreme Court Justice.

It’s been *215 days* since the Senate passed a covid relief package with one-time $1200 stimulus checks.

The wheels of government only turn slowly when they want to.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

If someone told me 3 years ago, while I was waitressing to help my family stay afloat, that in a few short years an unhinged President of the United States would be repeatedly saying my name at the 2020 debate, I would’ve brought them some water and told them to sober up.

[Greg Brown @Whalewatchmeplz]

Trupe

[ben @Benjakat]

In Pittsburgh we call them lesbiYINZ

[Just Women’s Sports @justwsports]

Fixed it. @NWSL

[Jamie Tworkowski @jamietworkowski]

If you’re pro-life, all i ask is that you be pro-life across the board.

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

At the time the Constitution was ratified, women couldn't vote, much less be judges.

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

Just a quick note for no particular reason:

The Bible says NOTHING about abortion but Jesus was very specific about feeding the poor, welcoming the stranger, and the wickedness of powerful men.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

When politicians use faith as an excuse to pass and uphold laws that seize control of people’s bodies but not guarantee them healthcare, feed the poor, shelter the homeless, or welcome the stranger, you have to wonder if it’s really about faith at all.

[Julián Castro @JulianCastro]

What Mike Pence adds to the ticket is that he lies in a calm voice.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Why is it that Mike Pence doesn’t seem to have to answer any of the questions asked of him in this debate?

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Fracking is bad, actually

[Katie Wotus @kwotus19]

“Take a drink every time Pence answers a question”