Kyle

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[Kyle @kylegoesfast]

@emilyjuniper_ Dear Emily, if we cared about your opinion we would ask your husband.

[Kyle @kylegoesfast]

@meetmikehiggins Actual Important ones the other are arbitrary:
1. Rent can only be MAX of 40% of total monthly expenses. Need last 4 months and will take avg.
2. Background check- no property crimes, no child crimes, no crazy shit. No drugs. Period.
3. First, Last, Security deposit required.

[Kyle @kylegoesfast]

@meetmikehiggins Rule #1. Don’t buy in “upcoming” areas. Find your demographics, find where they live and don’t, and do not deviate from that. Never. Not once. You can sub the state but not this core demographics.

[Kyle @kylegoesfast]

@JamesFl Oh! Get them at REI, they have a 100% return policy if they don’t last if member. Be member. Get one of these: New Balance Fresh Foam X More V4. Saucony Ride 17 (if you have flat feet get Guide 17). ASICS Gel Nimbus 25 or 25 OR Gel Kayano 29 or 30.

[Kyle @kylegoesfast]

@Travelbyintent Do you know what a kink is? Well, the buc-ee people have a gas station kink. The brisket is standardly decent, if we are being generous. Feeling really good thing about it is that they genuinely have clean restrooms.

[Kyle @kylegoesfast]

@SnakeBlissken81 @NoRiskNoParty We have no workers that want to, or know how to, build LITERALLY anything. All they can do is consume. And the ones that want to come into the country that would happily build shit, can’t. So now, we don’t get anything nice. We get a cheap heaping pile of ‘Made in China’ shit.

[Kyle @kylegoesfast]

@2GuysTake Actual Important ones:
1. Rent can only be MAX of 40% of total monthly expenses. Need last 4 months and will take avg.
2. Background check- no property crimes, no child crimes, no crazy shit. No drugs. Period.
3. First, Last, Security deposit required.

[Kyle @kylegoesfast]

@2GuysTake 😂😂😂😂😂. I remember when my screening list was this long. And then I looked at the statistics of the area of that rental and realized that person literally didn’t exist. Like at all. In the rental area. I expanded outwards to the nation and the TOTAL amount was in low 2000s.

[Kyle @kylegoesfast]

@eduschesne1 1.) I would want to know why she doesn’t like them. CLEARLY there is something. And maybe you are not seeing it. And I would want to know why the employees think they are at the ire. Love triangle gone bad? You don’t know.
2.) is this actually against a policy? Figure it out.

[Kyle @kylegoesfast]

@0mgould @MCCCANM I actually heard it was the migrants that are causing this new increase in turbulence above America…

[Kyle @kylegoesfast]

@N_olliver02 @DarioCpx @spectatorindex Unless the turbulence was SO severe that it caused the plane to move with enough force to cause injury (probably 2-4g of force) it is so HIGHLY unlikely, if not unheard of, for turbulence… sounds like the plane stalled, pilot/software corrected, and that cause their injuries...

[Kyle @kylegoesfast]

@realestatedude0 I’m tired of cabinets. I have a client that is installing only drawers and I want that too. If we are being honest, no one really likes upper cabinets…

[Kyle @kylegoesfast]

@pronounced_kyle Well, if you take into account what we would call construction today, the Francis Scott Key Bridge took 8 years to originally build and they had no safety review. So, this seems like a reasonable time and an ill informed argument.

[Kyle @kylegoesfast]

@TripleNetTyler People still have an allotment of paid sick days off? This is still a standard part of an offer letter? I thought that was actually a thing that died with Covid? Like, you still have to call and request time off if you are sick? I don’t know anyone on salary that still does..

[Kyle @kylegoesfast]

@TennisonEddie I suppose this is true. But also, there was a time in my own career when it was unheard of to work more than 40 hours a week. You physically couldn’t respond to anything after hours. Pensions and Christmas bonuses were a standard part of business and made everyone invest in work

[Kyle @kylegoesfast]

@stitts8 @RosserJobs No, no, no. This is literally how Kanye West describes himself. Like I think he actually coined the phrase, the voice of a generation.

[Kyle @kylegoesfast]

@RosserJobs How did U2 ever get to be the first band in residency at the Sphere? The excitement is for the Sphere. Not for the Sphere, the music, AND the show… which is the actual appeal… rotating (circular) lol ticket of Fall Out Boy, Beyoncé, and Billie Eilish.

[Kyle @kylegoesfast]

@BrighamHughes Also, every CEO of large companies that I know is a runner. Don’t need to be the biggest or strongest. Don’t need to compare yourself to anyone else at the gym. You put music on and run. Download couch to half marathon and follow the plan. Will change your life. Changed mine.

[Kyle @kylegoesfast]

@BrighamHughes Hey Brigham. I think a lot of us go through this EXACT THING. I have only found one thing that u have ever been able to enjoy and ACTUALLY make time for—running. Do it any time. Any weather. Inside or out. Put on shoes and go. No driving. No excuses.

[Kyle @kylegoesfast]

@sama I would love to see the Magic School Bus go into a human to fight mad cow disease, naturally it will be zombie cows, within the body. The school kids will enter through the ears, will get lost in the lungs, have to find their way through the brain, and cross blood brain barrier.