Kyle Scollin

[Kyle Scollin @kylescollin]

Everyone’s recent calls list looks like this too, right?

[Kyle Scollin @kylescollin]

Yelp: "Hey! Click this button to get 5 price estimates from local companies."
Company A: "Call me."
Company B: "Call me."
Company C: "Call me."
Company D: "We don't offer that service."
Company E: No response.

[Kyle Scollin @kylescollin]

Since quarantine, Instagram has become a cess pool of people posting dull photos of themselves sitting at home, making lame meals, and doing their dumb hobbies... and I’ve never enjoyed it more.

[Kyle Scollin @kylescollin]

I’ve chosen to “skip trial” at least 50 times already, but you have to admire YouTube’s tenacity continuing to try more and more disruptive ways to offer me YouTube Premium.

[Kyle Scollin @kylescollin]

❤️🌲I just made my donation to help support #TeamTrees - going for 20 million trees! https://t.co/fxuATpFGt4

[Kyle Scollin @kylescollin]

@cberniez Fact check: She is a liar.

[Kyle Scollin @kylescollin]

@wakeupmrkim Well... did you call it?

[Kyle Scollin @kylescollin]

In case you were wondering how my endless phone calls and other interactions with @ChaseSupport went - they said to DM them, which I did, and then they told me to call their phone line. I’ve been a long time customer, but time for me to #cancelchase

[Kyle Scollin @kylescollin]

Here is a screenshot from the 2 hour call we eventually hung up on with @Chase - literally nothing was resolved. We talked with 5 agents.

[Kyle Scollin @kylescollin]

Hey @ChaseSupport - we’ve spent 3 hours on the phone with your customer support trying to simply change the name of an airline ticket. Now you’re charging us $300 for a “service fee”? What is the point on continuing to use you?

[Kyle Scollin @kylescollin]

@cberniez As someone who has had an eye twitch many times, the best solution is to just accept your new reality that you will be spontaneously half winking at people.

[Kyle Scollin @kylescollin]

@mkwng Also, my white coworker who can’t speak a word of Chinese gets these calls too.

[Kyle Scollin @kylescollin]

@mkwng I’ve been getting scam phone calls forever. Answering, pushing buttons, etc. just tells them that the number they have is a real phone number and will increase their call amount. They cycle their phone numbers just enough so you can never block them.

[Kyle Scollin @kylescollin]

. @tschmu20 Where can I buy all those dope black and white tarot shirts you have?? Don't think the viewers haven't been noticing.

[Kyle Scollin @kylescollin]

To drive in the HOV lane in the Bay Area you need one of the following:
an electric vehicle sticker, 2+ passengers, or just good window tint.

[Kyle Scollin @kylescollin]

@brunojohn I logged out last year, this year I fully deleted. It’s given me so much more time... for Reddit.

[Kyle Scollin @kylescollin]

@SD_Sorenson That tech forward person was Omid.

[Kyle Scollin @kylescollin]

My tech forward friend thought my stack of coasters was a smart home device.