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[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo is just letting you know that Elmo might be a little grouchy today. Naptime didn't go as planned.

[rachel yara @bugposting]

once my little brother said “i think rachel has some ‘tism” and my dad was like “Stop it. She was just meant for the sea.”

[Kristen Arnett @Kristen_Arnett]

one of the great joys in this life is looking at your pets weird little teeth

[jynx @jynxbby]

my friends are so lucky i can’t do a backflip, i would be so fucking annoyinggg

[TracketPacer @TracketPacer]

every year around christmas time the ballet dancers who play the rats in the nutcracker come out with a series of unexplained banger tiktok videos and anyway this is my favorite part of the holiday season

[Alex Moskowitz @alexrmoskowitz]

instead of working on making myself a better person i am going to purchase a cool new jacket

[paw @pawcord]

i remember when i saw that i laughed so much i almost pee myself

[victor @40sqft]

have yall ever had vietnamese coffee like ofc they won that war

[sydney @demiurgently]

reading this on the train and gasping periodically so everyone knows i think the color combinations are audacious yet tasteful

[iced out markov chain @permavirgin]

Watching top gear and they keep being mean to James

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

you ever have a diet coke so crispy that life feels livable again?

[kylie @kyliearisa]

@CalvinHill87 Is this why we finally get to hang out on Sunday

[trash jones @jzux]

they don’t want you to know this but if you eat enough popcorn it counts as a meal

[chase @_chase_____]

what’s something i can do besides get married where i can be the center of attention and everyone cries and tells me how beautiful i am