Halloween logic for girls in college:
Freshman year - what is the sexiest thing I can wear
Senior year - I want to either be brennan or dale from Stepbrothers or maybe Guy Fieri
I just walked into my room holding a remote and a glass of milk and I meant to toss the remote onto my bed but instead I tossed the glass of milk onto my bed lol
my main complaint with most guys is that they bore me which has me reasoning like “hm mike might be an emotionally stunted sociopath w a god complex, but hey! he’s not boring!!” which can’t be good for anyone
keep religion out of politics, if you don’t want an abortion don’t get one. freedom of religion is “hey that’s against my religion so I can’t do that” NOT “hey that’s against my religion so YOU can’t do that”
happy mother’s day. to the moms, moms to be, could-have-been moms to be, want-to-be moms to be, to the aunts and big sisters who stepped up to be moms, moms missing their babies and babies missing their moms. today can be beautiful and today can be hard. thinking of all of you 🌸