Kyle Paisley

I fix the broken

[Kyle Paisley @kyrodapyro1]

@susylicious2023 My question to her would be is your dryer working? Because if it's not working or not doing laundry then the gnomes have no socks to steal and then they get into mischief you know the gnomes that steal your socks just the one of course. I can see them liking carbohydrates

[Oyinkansola🎀💐 @Oyinkansol73072]

Tale of an exceptionally gifted young boy with calculation skills surpassing calculators.👏🍿🎥

[Kyle Paisley @kyrodapyro1]

@draloneboy It is probably from the 17 tons of yellow cake uranium we removed from Iraq in 06. But remember kids there was no wmd's in Iraq

[DocumentingLibs @HistorianUSA1]

TikTok just exposed every married man’s secret diary 😭💀

Queen drops: “Married 20 years, celibate for 10. Can’t stand it anymore… trying to stay loyal but I’m losing it.”

Then the twist: “These are the comments I get DAILY when I defend MEN.”

Roommate phase with zero intimacy? NOT normal. Ladies, if you’ve got a good man but shut down the bedroom… that’s on you too. Communicate or watch him die inside.

Seems like she’s been down this road before. Do you think her bird hands have anything to do with it? Can I get your professional opinion, @birdhandfinder?

[Kyle Paisley @kyrodapyro1]

@TruthHammer4EVA @HillaryClinton @BarackObama When you find a chemical 155 round. Do you open it and sniff to see what it is or do you taste it. Bright you just blow it up. But yeah no wmd's found

[Kyle Paisley @kyrodapyro1]

@TruthHammer4EVA @HillaryClinton @BarackObama What do you mean. That was the 35 tons of yellow cake I very distinctly remember being moved out of Iraq when I was there in 05-06. Had to help pull security on the convoy as it rolled through the ao. But remember we never found wmd's in Iraq.

[Kyle Paisley @kyrodapyro1]

@n8nathanh @thedarkhorsepod Nothing like at the same time naming the crew call sign " integrity".

[Kyle Paisley @kyrodapyro1]

@mamacita4life2 Ym

[Kyle Paisley @kyrodapyro1]

@PFHomestead @Mrgunsngear Literally contained nicotine under the ingredients

[Keyza @KeyzaSt]

That awkward moment... we've all been there. Now you can face it with a smile.
Our Vintage "Stink" Lisa Poster is the ultimate icebreaker. This clever take on Da Vinci's classic is the funniest thing you'll ever hang in your home.

[KeriA @KeriA1776again]

Memento Mori

IG: the_gratitude_mind

[𝐃𝐔𝐓𝐂𝐇 @pr0ud_americans]

CHECK OUT THE SIZE OF THE HOLES THE WARTHOG LEFT IN THAT SUV💥💥💥

Bad guys think they can flee in an SUV across open ground... Drone locks on, calls in the A-10 Warthog. One pass with that GAU-8 Avenger 30mm cannon and it's game over. Those holes? Massive. BRRRRT! Nothing says American air power like the Thunderbolt II raining hell. 🇺🇸

[A Man Of Memes @RickyDoggin]

Something to Stand For - Our National Anthem - Mike Rowe

[🇨🇦 Antonio Tweets @AntonioTweets2]

Priceless 👇

[Shannon 🇺🇸I stand with America @thewriterme]

This would be a great Super Bowl commercial.

[Kyle Paisley @kyrodapyro1]

@SabuzView @LeaderJohnThune E

[Kyle Paisley @kyrodapyro1]

@Nibiru1000 Love it

[The Based Mother (née Elena) @TheBasedMother]

The best part of Trump’s Maduro conference wasn’t Trump. General “Razin” Caine stole the show. Bravo! 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻

[DFF @DumbFxckFinder]

Nick Shirley and the squad take down the Quality Learing Center feat Tim Walz, Ilhan Omar and more

[Kyle Paisley @kyrodapyro1]

@Geniustechw California but they have to take it and all the people with them