Kylie Sheaffer

writer, hopeful person, bad allergies // she/her

[Kylie Sheaffer @kyshea11]

Vinegar, concentrated soap, and (drumroll) vodka! These are all tips from laundry expert Patric Richardson (host of "The Laundry Guy" on Discovery Plus) who really would like us all to start separating our laundry. Please check out my story for @reviewed!
https://t.co/FL7zhsg5Wx

[Kayla Pace @KP_on_TV]

Thanks for the memories, Sam. Go kill it in Carolina.

Episode 3 of Pace’s Playbook is up— The Sam Darnold Trade, and why it’s the best thing for everyone involved.

https://t.co/ZqUTZiMCgQ

[Kylie Sheaffer @kyshea11]

@emannstone @darklingduarte Lol girls want libraries and farmers market pickles

[Criterion Collection @Criterion]

Good morning!

[Kylie Sheaffer @kyshea11]

#92- Axis: Bold as Love by the Jimi Hendrix Experience

hendrix really is his own genre. no one else could play like him then and i think, 50+ years later, still no one quite compares

‘castles made of sand’ 💗

[Kylie Sheaffer @kyshea11]

months ago, Rolling Stones updated their 500 greatest albums of all time. i’m a dummy who needs a hobby... so we’re listening to the top 100 on this list. i’m documenting it here so you can hold me accountable and ultimately disagree with any opinions lol

https://t.co/kh8AtxHqoQ

[Kylie Sheaffer @kyshea11]

#93- Supa Dupa Fly by Missy Elliott

missy and timbaland... danggg. i love 90s hip hop and missy just excels. she’s so badass.

aaliyah and genuwine 💗💗

i love “izzy izzy ahh” and it’s going to be stuck in my head for the foreseeable future, thank u very much

[Kylie Sheaffer @kyshea11]

@MullettChris @RobinhoodApp is this the doge stock?? pls, be my financial advisor #thnkyouinadvance

[Patricia Talorico @PattyTalorico]

Poignant moment: While Joe Biden gave his inauguration speech, a lone man in a uniform knelt at the Delaware grave of his son Beau.

[Kylie Sheaffer @kyshea11]

@VaniaIbanezTV loll we are tall in spirit! miss you vania !!

[Kylie Sheaffer @kyshea11]

On my 20th birthday my 14 year old brother called me and earnestly said “I don’t know Ky, I think I just thought you’d be taller and married by now.”

🤠🤠🤠stay humble, folks

[Kylie Sheaffer @kyshea11]

@emannstone Thank you, Em!!

[Kylie Sheaffer @kyshea11]

“The cost of that rhetoric is increasingly clear.” ...wow, Robert Moore. Today was absolutely shameful.

Words have weight... and Trump’s words have been incendiary/violent from the very beginning. What we choose to say to each other matters.

[ITV News @itvnews]

Watch @robertmooreitv's report from inside the Capitol building as the extraordinary events unfolded in Washington DC
https://t.co/krCQf1uQbx

[PDavis_LLC™ @PDavis_LLC]

I literally don't know how to feel about this and I survived a shooting inside my own newsroom.

There are so many things that need to be condemned that it's becoming hard to count. The media are PEOPLE WITH FAMILIES.

[Renée Cooper @ReneeEliCooper]

There have been a lot of verbs placed in front of “the media”, but this takes the cake. Journalism, as a part of “the media” as a whole, is protected by the Constitution to protect the people.

This is a terrifying sentence to read (likely, hopefully very briefly) in the Capitol.

[NAACP @NAACP]

And you thought "Taking A Knee" was too much!?!

[Jake Tapper 🦅 @jaketapper]

Siri, what’s the opposite of patriots

[Jim Newell @jim_newell]

Holy shit

[Craig Melvin @craigmelvin]

To be clear: this is an extraordinary manifestation of misinformation and disinformation that we’ve allowed to become somewhat ordinary.

[Kylie Sheaffer @kyshea11]

@MyahWard I’m so excited about #1 !! The entire top 10 is really just so perfect... it’s going to take me a full year to get there 🙃

[Kyle @kylewendland]

Herbert the vacuum seems a little dramatic