kendall ✪

[onion person @CantEverDie]

when people say that one meal of at home cooking costs something like $60 dollars i genuinely wish they’d explain what they’re cooking because this is just impossible

[kendall ✪ @kystwer]

trying to buy frank ocean merch on grailed is like going to war

[kendall ✪ @kystwer]

just finished a 4 hour long thanksgiving political debate 💪🏼 gotta be a record

[Strong Towns @StrongTowns]

Instead of catering to car-centric design, the focus should be on restoring the true third places that cities need to prosper.

Learn more: https://t.co/qJKwCLBfkU

[kendall ✪ @kystwer]

i think that if you are over 50 and open a social media account, you should be forced to go through a tutorial on how to spot misinformation

[EBONY @3hollor]

My coworkers be giving it their all and I'm 100 pages deep on SSENSE omg

[robert 🦧 @roblmn]

is there a juris doctor on this plane

[kendall ✪ @kystwer]

the people who make those “prank” videos where they just bother people in public have got to be the most useless members of society

[curry queen @loookatmeimkiad]

please start cutting up your grandparents licenses i can’t take this anymore

[kendall ✪ @kystwer]

making someone watch death note and then going “this part is crazyyyy” and then it’s just some dude thinking for 15 minutes with no action whatsoever

[kendall ✪ @kystwer]

bought a house at 22 years old 😤 always on the grind

[kendall ✪ @kystwer]

“starts arguments with people and says ‘why are you arguing with a minor’ immediately after being proven wrong (and is 17.9 years old)” daughter or “calls people ‘NPCs’ despite reusing the same four unfunny phrases as his response to everything” son?

[kendall ✪ @kystwer]

really sorry to anyone who knew me before i was 20 💔

[Spac𝑒 @sadcrib]

there is nο reason your phone should flash when you get a text