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[Glennon Doyle @GlennonDoyle]

i plan to carry around yellow cards and place them above peoples heads who are on speaker phone in public

[zachs pinky toe @bachelorqueen22]

when after all of that susie walks out and says they’re dating . #TheBachelor

[Philadelphia Public Health @PHLPublicHealth]

🥳🥳🥳

[mara ⚡️ @mara_calv]

but you can tell women what to do with their bodies? get the fuck out of here.

[KelzieZap 🎃 @kzapppp]

I get way to heated watching outer banks and it gives me a lot of anxiety

[KelzieZap 🎃 @kzapppp]

I don’t understand why in TV shows they act like student loans don’t exist

[KelzieZap 🎃 @kzapppp]

You know it’s spring when I start getting catcalled during my walks again

[KelzieZap 🎃 @kzapppp]

You know what they say, everything is bigger in Texas... including their death toll

[Greg Abbott @GregAbbott_TX]

I just announced Texas is OPEN 100%.

EVERYTHING.

I also ended the statewide mask mandate.

[KelzieZap 🎃 @kzapppp]

@chiaseeed Nails: styland beauty on passyunk ave Hair: mocking bird Solon

[KelzieZap 🎃 @kzapppp]

Justice for Abigail #TheBachelor

[KelzieZap 🎃 @kzapppp]

Almost a year into working from home and people still don’t know how to mute their microphones

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

We're back in the Paris Climate Agreement.

[KelzieZap 🎃 @kzapppp]

@llewtnacnagem @quartbennett Hahahahahahaha

[KelzieZap 🎃 @kzapppp]

My roommates and their boyfriends were discussing what characters from new girl we are and apparently I’m Cece and I’ve never received a better compliment

[QB @quartbennett]

CALL THEM WHAT THEY ARE

[KelzieZap 🎃 @kzapppp]

I’m rewatching pretty little liars and nothing will every be as crazy as the fact that they place they were kidnapped and taken to was Tyler State Park

[Ivan Hall @ivanbhall8]

Noah is on the right side of this one guys. Trust me. #TheBachelorette

[Dr. Jill Biden @DrBiden]

Together, we will build a world where the accomplishments of our daughters will be celebrated, rather than diminished.