“Vote with your dollar” in the attention economy is streaming all of #NeverHaveIEver3 on release day so that it doesn’t get cancelled like #TheBabysittersClub
@bornasbrooke@gal_la_mode The many replies to OP asking what a “gold star” is suggest its recent adoption among WLW—among MSM it describes contact with genitals irrespective of gender (some MSM say gold stars must have been born by C section). It’s v gross, would advise against any use of the term at all.
My iPhone has somehow added my dead(last)name to its dictionary. It’s a long keysmash and it’s definitely not in my contacts and I’m very very upset by this. Advice?
Nurse administering my vaccine: “Where did you come from?”
Me: “Like…originally?”
Her: “No, where in the city? It’s been snowing since I got here and I want to know if the roads are clear yet”
@eMedCertified The AWS-is-down banner has been removed from the site, but when trying to log in I'm still being served the error, "We’re sorry, there’s currently a NAVICA outage. Please try again later." 🤬
Frustrated that (1) after 6 months of merely peripheral exposure to Javascript, I can hack together a Javascript, but (2) after 3 years *living in Quebec* I'm still not confident about my (spoken) French
Catch me someday when DotA is on Oldies radio explaining Ventrilo to the youths and reminiscing about the MMO guild I was in when I was fourteen (just kidding, the last cohort to get targeted FM radio stations will be Gen X)
When guys take pains to mention their girlfriends I'm like, "ah, a closet gay," but that implies that every guy that I know has a girlfriend is likely a closet gay
being 25 and dreading the day when my hypothetical future preteen daughter screams that I'm RUINING HER LIFE because I won't let her download Facetune #justmillennialthings