James Smith

Invent, transform, create and destroy

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Frickin’ satellites with “lasers”

[air quotes]

[TexasLindsay™ @TexasLindsay_]

Woody Harrelson’s response to the press about his views regarding the Russia/Ukraine war is too good 🤣

[Smash Mouth @smashmouth]

only shooting stars

[jack @jack]

why not?

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

In a field of 17 candidates, I came 8th. And for the second time in three years, I beat UKIP and Piers Corbyn in a democratic election. If that’s not a sign of hope, nothing is.

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

Enough room for you @UkNatArchives and @britishmuseum to take home souvenirs and claim as your own.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@fentasyl I propose a literal dick measuring contest 📏

[Taco Bell @tacobell]

55 crunchy tacos
55 soft tacos
55 bean burritos
55 cheesy roll ups
55 sausage breakfast crunchwraps
100 nacho fries
100 cheesy fiesta potatoes
100 doritos locos tacos (supreme)
100 crunchwraps
100 mexican pizzas
55 steak quesadillas
55 beefy melt burritos
55 spicy potato soft tacos
55 cinnabon delights
55 baja blasts
and
155 sauce packets

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@sama Keep Summer safe

[jacob @js_horne]

this took 15 seconds to load and was worth the wait

[Danny Postma @dannypostma]

Both of these models do not exist.

You can hire them on https://t.co/6JENJJS0KJ once it's live.