The Avocado

A humor website for the insurrection.

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@ChrisJBakke @TurnerNovak Right marketing never works.

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@TheWhitneyBrown 😂

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@dpipski @rmayemsinger @ChapTaylor2 @TylerHisel Thanks, Don Draper. They want to be acknowledged for their talent. So they can point to a credit to get another job.

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CAA Offers Assistants With Wealthy Parents Option Of Vanity Producer Credits In Lieu Of Modest Raise. #payuphollywood

Hollywood assistants have long been known for having to endure low pay and long hours, but that seems to be changing. https://t.co/fln8PvJN3c

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@AngryYuca I’m his defense all of the oil was used to slick back his hair

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What does your son do for a living?

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@AngryYuca Totally. Hopefully at least the one near the old amoeba will remain a theater

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@ZackBornstein Now show a pic of Silverlake MN between October and March 🥶

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SAG To Require Members Take DNA Test To Ensure Authentic Ethnic Casting

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The difference between Trump and Biden is that Trump deports Latin kids meanwhile Biden LATINX kids 😎

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@ThePerezHilton https://t.co/RN2H7Wvr9H

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@rachellobaugh I wrote this. https://t.co/ED8foN8bXl

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#HomeAlone2 should have been about Kevin going back in time to stop Trump from being president in the first place. And now it is.

Retweet this @IncredibleCulk dammit.

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#HomeAlone2 should have been about Kevin going back in time to stop Donald Trump from ever becoming President. And now it is. @IncredibleCulk retweet this dammit. https://t.co/ED8foN8bXl

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Vincent D’Onofrio is Sean Penn’s father-in-law 🤯

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Know how @realDonaldTrump had a cameo in Home Alone 2? That means Kevin could've stopped him from being President

I think about this daily and wrote a sequel where adult Kevin travels back from 2020 to help his 10 yo self stop Trump.#HomeAlone2TheFuture

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How To Apply To Be A Writer On #SNL While Still Maintaining The Show Sucks On Social Media https://t.co/BM3vqkdD2j