Lacey McCoy

[Ben Wegmann @benwegmann]

This heat is straight up disrespectful

[Lacey McCoy @laceymccoy04]

@ElizabethBrimer Looky there, Ryan bought us a new ride to go to lunch and happy hour in!

[Francesca @BarstoolFran]

How could Julia look so shocked right now. She really went full earmuffs huh. Any normal person just fakes the earmuffs and actually listens #LTYH

[Dustin B. Kendrick @dustinbkendrick]

My work ethic is going to be trash after this quarantine.

[Laura Norkin @inLaurasWords]

A funny thing about quarantining is hearing your partner in full work mode for the first time. Like, I’m married to a “let’s circle back” guy — who knew?

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

Do not go to a man’s home for a hookup right now. You could get quarantined there and they don’t even have sheets. They definitely won’t have toilet paper. Maybe one bag of hot pockets. A can of Cheeto puffs. That’s all you’ll have. Is that what you want

[Nick Viall @NickViall]

Early Favorite for next Bachelor

[no @actually_joking]

Hannah Ann: You called Hannah Brown because you wanted closure!
America: 😮
Hannah Ann watching the fallout:
#TheBachelor #TheBachelorFinale

[Lacey McCoy @laceymccoy04]

Whew what a dumpster fire that finale was #TheBachelor

[jul 🦎 @juliaaaaaaa0]

BARB CLAPPING IS SUCH A POWER MOVE LMAO SHE IS LIKE YEAH FUCK PETER, THAT’S MY DAUGHTER!! #TheBachelor

[Philly’s Original Harden @KHJ_Esq]

If you call out sick, no one will second guess it... because safety

[Philly’s Original Harden @KHJ_Esq]

Coronavirus got Boomers stocking their doomsday bunkers... meanwhile millennials are online shopping for bathing suits for the five island trip they just booked on Spirit for $130.

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Due to enormous personal flaws I refuse to work on, I will be arriving 20 minutes late with iced coffee, please respect that

[Peyton Mabry @peytonmabry]

"stop shrinking to fit in places you've outgrown"

read👏🏻it👏🏻again👏🏻

[Ally Coates @allyrcoates]

Chloe and Alex expectations of them opening a bar together:

#SiestaKey @SiestaKey

[Siesta Key @SiestaKey]

Me: Hey can I lea—
My boss:
#SiestaKey