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she/they • who give a shit

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@GameChangerSam Why's daniel day lewis catching strays

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@GameChangerSam ALL HAIL KING DOG

[Mcdonald's#1 Wairror unarmed combat @TWOHANDEDSOWRD]

I just drank my first beer and it feels amazing to hit weaker people with my fists

[respectful huff @alexqarbuckle]

EMPEROR PALPATINE: 𝑨𝑹𝑬 𝑾𝑬 𝑶𝑵 𝑻𝑹𝑨𝑪𝑲 𝑻𝑶 𝑴𝑬𝑬𝑻 𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑸𝑼𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑳𝒀 𝑲𝑷𝑰𝑺?

IMPERIAL BUREAUCRAT: Y-yes my lord.

EMPEROR PALPATINE: 𝒀𝑶𝑼’𝑹𝑬 𝑨 𝑹𝑶𝑪𝑲𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹. 𝑳𝑬𝑻’𝑺 𝑻𝑶𝑼��𝑯 𝑩𝑨𝑺𝑬 𝑳𝑨𝑻𝑬𝑹.

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@EmilyDaenzer @GameChangerSam Probably a reference to her show Kingpin Katie!

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@ajaynus Thanks bb you get me

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Hey hulu you goofed it big time get over here and let me lick your ass im mean kiss your ass I mean. Tweet cancelled

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@xo_lando Rise up comrade

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@TsunamiHolmes 'what, did you think I was restarting someone else' - Nice lol

[Meh @Spilling_The_T]

Can't wait to see Dave Franco play Luigi Mangione in whatever TV series Ryan Murphy is currently creating

[one dozen bats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

seinfeld episode where george has the same jacket as the guy who shot the ceo and vaguely alludes to being him to pick up women

[cella™ @cellabella16]

Suck my dick from the back! Dodgers in 5!! #LetsGoDodgers

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@fishernick10 @ari_studies3000 @JasonRitter Transcribed it to the best of my ability for easy(er) reading. Any typos were likely me

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@JasonRitter why is the branch in the room, bud?

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@wiambobiam when did I become the asshole

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Of the little guys. The critters in the forest

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Survivor needs like 40% more b-roll

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my memory foam pillow won't shut the fuck up about 9/11