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i want a cup of milk

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

cute date idea: i finish this way faster than you and make you feel bad

[FBI @FBI]

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[Robert Schultz @_RobertSchultz]

"can you explain this gap in your resume?" oh, yeah, that's when i was trapped inside of a supernatural jungle-based board game

[kaveh @omniscientbeet]

the things I would do to not have to take I-5

[kaveh @omniscientbeet]

they should make people in academia retake writing classes every 10 years. like a drivers license

[Lofi Girl @lofigirl]

🎁 Giveaway: SCHOLARSHIPS 🎓🎁
→ https://t.co/Iw8sumUWBD

I’ll be giving away 10x 1-year scholarships to 10 of you! This will pay for one full academic year of studies at a university of your choice.

The giveaway will close on Monday 14th March at 23:59 UTC.
Good luck! 🤞

[lacktoes @lackt0es]

@omniscientbeet big man

[kaveh @omniscientbeet]

the most beautiful polynomial any of us will ever see in our pathetic lives

[lacktoes @lackt0es]

@tysubeats u h o h

[lacktoes @lackt0es]

@NotTheOnion_ For Bears, California Recalls Are the Perfect Circus

[lacktoes @lackt0es]

@tysubeats British Political Veteran Steers Facebook’s Trump Decision

[lacktoes @lackt0es]

@tysubeats Man Psyches Self Up To Watch Movie

[takeo @takeobeats]

@lackt0es Yeah, I'm pretty sure that this is not satire. But let me tell you what I really think: "Bill Gates died when he died ,"

[lacktoes @lackt0es]

@tysubeats Bill Gates took getaways with his ex-girlfriend after marriage to Melinda

[lacktoes @lackt0es]

@Postmates_Help please check your DM

[lacktoes @lackt0es]

@ChilledCow @tysubeats @ivymach

[Lofi Girl @lofigirl]

Yesterday, we reached 5M subscribers🥳
I'm giving away 10 Vinyls from the latest compilation to celebrate💿

For a chance to win
1) Follow my Twitter
2) Like & retweet
3) Tag 2 friends who like the radio
That's it🙌

The winners will be contacted next friday by DM, good luck! 🤞

[lacktoes @lackt0es]

@eboyuno hey I like u