bruce churros

the misadventures of a shit-talker

[bruce churros @ladoiphin]

I think you just had a baby recently right Mrs secretary? what vaccine schedule will your child be following? and are you willing to waive your HIPAA rights to validate that?

[White House Press Office @PressSec]

No longer!

Thank you, President Trump and @SecKennedy!

[bruce churros @ladoiphin]

this is actually a really good test of understanding the first amendment. if you think this should be or is legal, you don't understand the Constitution. absolutely disgusting, but we shouldn't expect any less from these ghouls at this point

[Reagan Reese @reaganreese_]

NEW: The Trump-aligned org Citizens for Sanity is dropping a six-figure ad buy in the Texas Senate race.

The ad is a 15 second clip of AI-generated James Talarico singing a "trans kids" rendition of “Favorite Things."

Obtained first by @DailyCaller:

[bruce churros @ladoiphin]

"liberalism is dead"

wouldn't you be celebrating if that was the case, retard?

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

i’ve been fighting the far right for a decade plus. i never would’ve imagined a labor govt would ban me from entering the uk. dark times ahead for the west. liberalism is dead, maga fascism and it’s corrosive influence is felt everywhere.

[bruce churros @ladoiphin]

Adam is a very dumb person. clearly he should have called Scott Jennings: "stupid Scott" or "Sissy Scott" like the president of the United States would and then it would be fine!

[Adam Mockler @adammocklerr]

I’m sorry, but I’m not gonna be nicer about this. Neocon boomers are mortgaging my generations future by amassing trillions in debt, turning America into a pariah on the global stage, and getting our troops killed for another failing war.

I have to watch these neocons lie about the state of this war on TV every single day. Then, the moment I push back and assertively ask, “hey, what’s the actual goal here?” I have a legion of neocon boomers telling me I should know my place. Or I should wait my turn to talk with the grown ups.

Fuck that, genuinely.

I’m not claiming to have all of the answers or be all knowing. But young people deserve a seat at the table to fight for our interests as well. 95% of media is made up of boomers in suits who created these problems, and being nicer isn’t going to fix them.

[bruce churros @ladoiphin]

they didn't even play tt u retard LMFAO

[linh ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ @breaktzu]

charlotte onces you will pay for this.

this is the last time they’re gonna mention a b-side because they think onces don’t know it so instead they perform TT for the 8 billionth time

[bruce churros @ladoiphin]

@announcedtba @WrestlingHumble isn't that just proving the point? if this is the first time someone is hearing about a promotion, she's giving those promotions a boost in viewers. it's up to the promotions to retain those viewers.

[bruce churros @ladoiphin]

Child rape.
Dead soldiers.
Inflation.

That's what lies ahead if Retardicans keep control.

[Matt Gaetz @mattgaetz]

Impeachments.
Shutdowns.
Failure.

That’s what lies ahead if the Dems get control of anything.

[bruce churros @ladoiphin]

sorry lil bro. you're not Trump. this shit doesn't work. we're a year and a half into your administration and things that were okay are now bad and things that were bad are now horrible. you can't keep blaming Biden forever

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

BREAKING: JD Vance blames soaring gas prices on Joe Biden.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Don't let Obama play the Iran card in order to start a war in order to get elected--be careful Republicans!

[bruce churros @ladoiphin]

"unlike you snowflakes we are not so easily triggered!"

>kid rock halftime show

[♡ Honey ♡ @rawmilkhoney]

Liberals are so funny because they literally cannot conceive of the idea that not everyone has an aneurysm when someone has a different opinion to them. When republicans are cordial and even support and celebrate people they don’t agree with libs think it’s some kind of own when in reality we just don’t care because we aren’t insane

[bruce churros @ladoiphin]

why are you retards so intent on having a unilateral rule in a country built on democracy? go somewhere else. we don't want you here.

[JD Vance @JDVance]

Today, the Supreme Court decided that Congress, despite giving the president the ability to "regulate imports", didn't actually mean it. This is lawlessness from the Court, plain and simple. And its only effect will be to make it harder for the president to protect American industries and supply chain resiliency.

President Trump has a wide range of other tariff powers and he will use them to defend American workers and advance this administration’s trade priorities.

[Manu Raju @mkraju]

219-210, House passes resolution to rescind Trump’s Canada tariffs, the first time the chamber has done so. Six Rs break ranks

Moments before Trump threatened retribution against Rs who defy him, I asked Johnson if president was angry at defectors.

“He’s not upset,” he told me

[bruce churros @ladoiphin]

@linusgsebastian @eevblog the real reason is because right-winger politicans have used "voter ID" as an excuse to prevent minorities specifically from voting. almost everyone would agree to it, but it needs to be provided and accessible for all.

[bruce churros @ladoiphin]

america is so good at assimilating immigrants that even our immigrants are out here murdering anti ice protestors.

[bruce churros @ladoiphin]

@JKHomestead @UAW maybe the president of the United States should stick to his job instead of going into factories for political events. if the president is going to show up to do politics then you should expect it back

[bruce churros @ladoiphin]

even more importantly. charlie Kirk wasn't murdered by the FUCKING GOVERNMENT. what am I supposed to do? protest Tyler robinson? riot against homeless black people?

[Wambu⚓ @Wambulogy]

Because the ones who murdered Kirk and Zarutska are being rightfully dealt with. There's nothing TO protest. The organization that murdered Good is being absolved and given more leeway to further terrorize regular people.

You idiot.
You fucking moron.

[bruce churros @ladoiphin]

liberals have to be more shameless. these ghouls can "rip bozo" a woman murdered while fleeing from ICE, but we're supposed to feel bad about the "rising violence" against ice. give me a break.

[Zack @Asmongold]

@TheOmniLiberal Yeah, rip bozo

They told her to get out of the car and then she put it in reverse and tried to run over an officer and drive away

Comply with police and don't try to run them over

This angle shows it better

https://t.co/W2e2UHZrVq

[bruce churros @ladoiphin]

hahaha yeah dude he's such a fake vet! unlike colonel bone spurs that's sitting in the white house!

what a fucking loser, demeaning others service as a veteran yourself. you should be ashamed you shriveled bald fuck.

[Derrick Van Orden @derrickvanorden]

Maybe because there is no “Department of Defense”, airborne gas pumper.

There is a @DeptofWar

[bruce churros @ladoiphin]

🚨BREAKING:
Guy who sawed off his own hand has now TAPED it back on

This is in an effort to distract from the disaster that is his presidency.

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

🚨 BREAKING: President Trump has just signed an executive order ELIMINATING tariffs on beef, coffee, and tropical fruits

This is an effort to bring down food prices in America, as voters voice concerns about affordability.

Keep focusing on affordability, 47.