Danno

[Damien Fahey @DamienFahey]

"What are you going to be for Halloween?" = "ASK ME WHAT IM GOING TO BE FOR HALLOWEEN!"

[FUNKLORDZ @Chromeo]

Introducing the Funk Lordz death metal tee available now on http://t.co/m4up8XEMD7. Beard braid optional.

[FUNKLORDZ @Chromeo]

LA LA! Only a couple two three tix left for this get yours QUIK. (ahem) http://t.co/LifVWuIqLS http://t.co/AEYqOCRvtK

[NOWNESS @NOWNESS]

“I'd take the Roman orgy over online dating—more privacy, less trolling” @Chromeo http://t.co/Q7RObT8sy9

[Derek @DerekTVShow]

"Just be good" #Derek

[Jimmy Fallon @jimmyfallon]

A Minnesota town just elected a dog as mayor. The mayor pees in the street & eats out of the garbage. Toronto said "Been there!” #fallonmono

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

I hope the Westboro Church dance on my grave when I'm dead. I'm being buried at sea.
(B'dum, Tshhhh! Thanks. I'm here all week :)

[Bridger Winegar @bridger_w]

Guy in the dressing room next to mine: "I don't want to get blood on these pants." I want to reply, "Then stay out of my way on the catwalk"

[HuffPost @HuffPost]

NASA probe sees Pluto and its moon Charon like never before http://t.co/SEiCs7kpwf

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Saturn is capped by a hexagon-shaped hurricane that is four times the size of the Earth http://t.co/esKgTDZyUN

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Crescent Moon slides past Jupiter this night. In the west. After sunset. Both gorgeous. Both bright

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

.@shk711: Does light travel farther in a leap year? // Yup. An extra 16 billion miles. About 2x the diameter of Pluto's orbit

[Danno @lady0203]

@FinishTicket what is the best and worst part of touring? Also you guys are wonderful =)

[tee garrett @tee_teeg0405]

Dear Boston Marathon bomber, not a lot of fun to have somebody fuck you up after you've been running all day, is it?