The World Cup has turned America into a discovery channel for the rest of the world.
And they are not handling it well.
In the best possible way.
Here is what they are discovering:
Free public restrooms. Europeans pay every time.
Free water at every restaurant. Just appears.
Free refills. Coffee. Sodas. Iced tea. Unlimited.
Free chips and salsa before you even order.
Free warm bread with dinner.
Ice in drinks like civilized people.
Air conditioning everywhere. Not a moral debate. A fact.
Parking lots attached to the actual place you are going.
Drive throughs where the food comes to the car while you sit in it.
Ranch dressing by the gallon.
Tex-Mex that cannot be explained only experienced.
Dental care that actually works.
Buccee’s. There are no words for Buccee’s.
Then they found the grocery stores.
Five of them within one mile.
Each one the size of an aircraft hangar.
Burgers. Steaks. Brisket. Ribs. Pulled pork. Lamb. Veal. Every cut of every animal ever domesticated by human civilization available in one refrigerated aisle at ten in the morning on a Tuesday.
The Germans stood in the meat section for forty five minutes.
In silence.
Processing.
They finally understand why we do not have trains.
We have roads wide enough for the cars we actually drive.
Parking lots the size of small European countries.
Airports in every city worth visiting.
Why would we need trains.
The Germans are taking ranch home by the bottle.
The Dutch found queso and briefly lost the ability to speak.
The Japanese are photographing HEB like it is the Louvre.
The Czechs are weeping in West, Texas.
Welcome to America.
Everything is free, enormous, air conditioned, comes with chips, and has five grocery stores within a mile that will sell you any cut of any animal you have ever imagined.
Write that down. 🦋
Swing and a miss! Major League Baseball encouraged players to wear “Black Lives Matter” on their uniforms but reportedly threatened Christians who write Bible verses on their hats. @USEEOC will investigate whether this amounts to religious discrimination.
The advanced nanobubbler technology very effectively killed the algae that has plagued every Lincoln Reflecting Pool reopening—most infamously Obama's reopening—since 1922.
The Reflecting Pool water is crystal clear, and our National Park Service team is now vacuuming up the dead algae resting on the bottom of some parts of the Reflecting Pool—just like the destroyed Iranian Navy resting on the bottom of the Persian Gulf.
🏴🇺🇸 Oh, the irony… England World Cup fans in Dallas, TX flying St. George’s flags proudly.
Somehow, they are more welcome in America than in Britain 😂
Writer: Michael
A White House visit is in the works for @FreddyLA7, the German soccer fan who has gone viral documenting his American travels during the World Cup.
Trump administration official Nick Adams told FOS the two are in contact about a visit.
Email from John Brennan CONFIRMS the 51 intelligence agents signed the infamous letter soley to give Biden the ability to LIE to Americans in order to to be elected.
John Brennan was part of the cabal that took down Trump in 2020 &this email proves it.
Lock him up.
JUST IN: A Pennsylvania Minor League Baseball Team has been issued a loss after all the players REFUSED to wear Pride Themed Jerseys! Let's make these guys famous for being TOTAL Patriots!
🚨 JANUARY 6 WAS STAGED TO COVER OTHER CRIMES 🚨
Newly released bodycam audio captures Capitol Police describing how to spot non-uniform officers embedded in the crowd:
- “Non-uniform officers will have a candy stripe on the barrel and a wristband.”
- Descriptions of plainclothes officers: short guy, dark hair, black vest, thin blue line, black mask, white male.
J6 was staged to disrupt official proceedings and cover up alleged crimes from the November 3, 2020 election — the “overthrow of the US government.”
FACT!
🚨 JUST IN: President Trump just MIC DROPPED every Democrat in America 🫳🏻🎤
"The guy in Maine with a swastika! They've been calling me a NAZI for TEN YEARS. And now, they have a NAZI RUNNING! I've been denying it for 10 years. I don't think they can call me it anymore!"
🚨 UNEARTHED
James Talarico brags about partnering with a far-Left group to eliminate the oil and gas industry in Texas and called it "the most important work" in the State.
EVERY FUCKING PERSON WHO HAS BEEN SCREAMING ABOUT THE EPSTEIN FILES FOR MONTHS...
...IS DEAD FUCKING SILENT ABOUT A QUARTER-OF-A-MILLION WHITE GIRLS BEING GANG RAPED BY MUSLIMS!!!
I DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT WHAT ANY OF YOU FUCKING PEOPLE HAVE TO SAY EVER AGAIN!!!!!!
My thoughts after 3 months in the US/Texas🇺🇸:
- Americans are way more extroverted than Europeans
- Talking to strangers is normal here
- My first H-E-B trip felt like Boris Yeltsin seeing an American grocery store
- Some food is more artificial, but the amount of choices is insane
- You can still eat healthy. You just have to choose it
- High risk, high reward is real
- Way more people are entrepreneurial
- People dream bigger than in Europe, and they actually execute
- Obv not everyone is smarter, but the smart people are world-class
- Successful people here are way more down-to-earth. In Europe, successful people care about status and can be arrogant
- Cars. Enough said
- Americans have perfected artificial sweets
- There’s still more freedom here than in Europe
- One thing I didn’t expect: some Americans talk down on America
- As an outsider, that’s weird, because imo it’s still the greatest country on Earth🇺🇸🇺🇸
Thank you @NASA for the coolest day ever. One week ago, we were eating Chili’s in Chattanooga, and today we’re talking to the ISS. This is the American dream.
Thanks for letting three random World Cup tourists from Germany live it for a few days. USA rocks.🇺🇸🚀
SCOOP: Gina Marwick, a school counselor at Vacaville High School in CA, changed her profile to "8647," a symbol used to call for the ass*ssination of President Trump.
She also wants people who oppose Pride month to feel "uncomfortable"
This person is paid with your tax dollars to counsel struggling children.
You can contact the superintendent here: [email protected]
🚨ANTIFA TERRORIST SCUM CAUGHT ON CAMERA DUMPING BUCKETS OF TOXIC GEORGIA ALGAE INTO THE LINCOLN MEMORIAL REFLECTING POOL AT 3 AM — CAUSING MILLIONS IN DAMAGE AND NOW FACING TEN YEARS IN PRISON IF THEY DON’T RAT OUT WHO FUNDED THIS DISGUSTING ATTACK!
These radical left pieces of shit just hit a new low.
US Parks Police caught two Antifa operatives on camera driving a pickup truck onto the National Mall in the middle of the night and dumping multiple buckets of an extremely aggressive form of algae into the Reflecting Pool.
The pool is now a disgusting green mess, and the damage is already in the millions.USPP Captain Joseph Barron has them in custody. They’re not cooperating yet, but he’s got them dead to rights on film.
“It’s that or ten years in prison,” Barron said. “They’ve caused millions in damage.”
These domestic terrorists thought they could vandalize one of America’s most sacred sites and get away with it. Wrong.
This is what Antifa really is — not “mostly peaceful protesters,” but actual criminals who hate this country so much they’ll poison the Reflecting Pool in the dark.
Share this everywhere and let every patriot see exactly what these Antifa scum are still doing to our monuments!
Follow @UnmaskTheSys for more drops.
🚨BREAKING: Thune Advances FISA Extension Without Trump's SAVE Act Demand.
And there you have it.
100% Betrayal.
And EVERY member of the @SenateGOP is just as guilty.
I’m being pressured to STOP talking about the SAVE America Act
& they don’t want me to return to South Dakota.
I won’t be bullied & I cannot be bought.
Due to these bullying attempts, I’m also looking at coming to Sturgis.