Stormie Jackson

your friendly neighborhood widow,
she/her

[Stormie Jackson @ladybuttjackson]

The 4th anniversary of Clint's passing is on Monday and I'm missing him. Here's his road trip playlist if you're missing him too.
@ihatecomedy

https://t.co/QQTSo1VKp9

[Stormie Jackson @ladybuttjackson]

@JoshtheSandwich I am on TikTok and I have no idea who this shirtless dude is

[Stormie Jackson @ladybuttjackson]

@AbakpaJob Jeff

[Stormie Jackson @ladybuttjackson]

Ah yes it is day four of pride month and my fyp is already deep in bi-gf/straight bf discourse. Just as the farmers almanac predicted.

[gen @countbisexulaa]

bisexual privilege is when wedding cake

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

happy pride

[Stormie Jackson @ladybuttjackson]

@cooldetat She was right, I was around that age when I went with zero parental supervision and I passed out from heat exhaustion while waiting for Escape the Fate to start because I spent all the money I had with me on band merch instead of water.

[້ @cuntclave]

wallpapers in the umbrellas of cherbourg, 1964

[Stormie Jackson @ladybuttjackson]

I don't know what you have been talking about. I'm awkward as hell but @timheidecker always been chill.

[Stormie Jackson @ladybuttjackson]

@timheidecker the trifecta is complete! Thank you so much for meeting me in a vacant alley

[Eugene V. D.E.B.S. (2004) @sarahwaters420]

very passionate about herpes education so I’m gonna use the incorrect comments on this tweet to do a little herpes myth busting!!!

[Stormie Jackson @ladybuttjackson]

@JoshtheSandwich Did you find out yellow m&m is JK Simmons yet?

[Stormie Jackson @ladybuttjackson]

@gooseydotgov Jeff would also like to stare

[catwheezie🐾 @catwheezie]

GIRL I'm Bored, Let's ratio this person that reposted my work without permission

[manic nixon dream girl @kennixonette]

gf said yes to sexy amadeus roleplay in the bedroom but forbade me from doing the laugh, even tho I've explained to her that *nothing happens* without the laugh. God this is exhausting. back to Franklin expedition roleplay it is.

[Stormie Jackson @ladybuttjackson]

@JoshtheSandwich No gimme fellow traveler

[Stormie Jackson @ladybuttjackson]

@JoshtheSandwich

[Stormie Jackson @ladybuttjackson]

My friends keep complaining about how terrible my couch is, but I have other things to deal with right now. So I have made a gofundme for Better Couch™️

A couch that doesn't suck.

Feel free to support this very important cause yourself

https://t.co/6mV3Hw6fTq

[Stormie Jackson @ladybuttjackson]

Marigold: $0 from shelter on Valentine's weekend
Jeff: dirty barn cat baby, fixed and vaxxed for $200

[Carlisle @CarlisleDiana]

Should I do it???…… I love him

[Stormie Jackson @ladybuttjackson]

@JoshtheSandwich Lol I use that litter sometimes. Time to get me a bracelet.

[Stormie Jackson @ladybuttjackson]

You can take this idea for free if you are able to get Rhea Seehorn involved

[Stormie Jackson @ladybuttjackson]

Had therapy today and my assumedly straight middle aged therapist mentioned accidentally ending up on LesbianTok. Now I need an HBO series about a therapist and their patient exploring late in life bisexuality together and dealing with the ramifications of it.

[Multiplier @Anthropiccccc]

@joelfunkman £5000 would literally change my life right now. Especially being behind on rent