Rachel Parker

Mental Health First Aider - Royal Airforces Association Caseworker - NHS dog’s body

[Rachel Parker @ladylamplight2]

@AnnieHQ21

[Rachel Parker @ladylamplight2]

@AnnieHQ21 GP surgeries are awarded ‘QOF’ (Quality Of Framework) points from the government for such things- it’s a rewards and incentives sceme. The Flu jab is a good example. No clinician available when you’re advised “contact your GP” but herds of people crammed in on Flu jab day.

[Rachel Parker @ladylamplight2]

@JLTPoetry @jk_rowling All of your below comments say so much more about you than JK. You’ve made yourself look so very silly and she dint even need to respond for that to happen! 👏

[Rachel Parker @ladylamplight2]

@TheGoth8 @LittleDi70 @GriftReport They haven’t a clue how to conduct an interview, no respect for the interviewee and so vulgar!

[Love Music @khnh80044]

Freddie is looking down and giving y'all a standing ovation. That's spectacular!😍💗
The most INSANE Bohemian Rhapsody Flashmob you will ever see!!
With 30 musicians and singers in the STREET of Paris 😍
Cre : Julien Cohen Pianist

[Rachel Parker @ladylamplight2]

@RevRichardColes Clarkson for PM!

[Schrödinger's Lesbian ⚢ @IsleLesbos]

There’s a speciality bra shop in NYC. I call it the Magical Bra Shop. It’s run by a Hasidic Jewish couple, a woman and her husband. It’s a tiny shop, stacked from floor to ceiling with bras. They’re in boxes, similar to shoe boxes, with the style, colour, and size written on the end of the box.

When you walk in they greet you and the wife assists in measuring you, in the back of the store in a fitting room with a curtain. The husband stays up front by the shop door while this measuring is taking place.

Once measured the wife calls out the measurements. By the time you leave the fitting room and get out front the husband has at least half a dozen boxes of bras pulled in your exact measurements. The wife helps take the bras back to the fitting room for you. You try them on and each one fits perfectly as if it was made specifically for your body. It’s like magic!

You make your selection and pay and you’re off on the street heading for Katz’s deli. You’ve just experienced the gracious spell at the Magic Bar Shop.

And you know what? The man never touches your body or even looks at it. He never walks towards the back of the shop or even glances in the direction of the fitting room. You know why? Because he respects women’s rights to privacy and dignity and knows he has no business transgressing women’s boundaries, more less a teenage girl. It’s his shop, his business he’s been in for almost 50 years, and he knows how to respect women and girls because buying a bra is an intimate process. He’s a professional and respects women and girls.

Anyone making excuses for the creep at M&S is a wrong’n!

[Rachel Parker @ladylamplight2]

@jamesxwilkinson @RodneyMarshall1 Thanks for this… I’m now completing the Telegraph crossword whilst reciting “Cher-cha-cum, Cher-cha-cum, cher-cha-cum” One can’t not!

[Rachel Parker @ladylamplight2]

@JaneFallon If the rest of your tree is ‘Skeggy tat’ by design a bit of class will, in itself be a freak.

[Rachel Parker @ladylamplight2]

@history99917180 No, no! That’s a very proud mum right there! I bet she licked her hankie to clean your face just before that photo was taken.

[Rachel Parker @ladylamplight2]

@history99917180 No, no! That is one proud mum right there! I bet she licked her hankie to clean your face before that photo was taken!

[mimi @mariasrainer]

Happy 61st anniversary to my favorite scene not only in ‘The Sound of Music’ but on film!

Filming for ‘The Laendler’ dance happened from July 21–23, 1964 and it stands as the epitome of romance to me.

[Rachel Parker @ladylamplight2]

@SoVeryBritish Charged non-attendance for booked sessions at the Leisure Centre….ive already bloody paid once!

[Ash Regan @AshRegan_]

I stand with Sandie Peggie - a nurse of unblemished record for 30 years. Her employer NHS Fife should have been celebrating such dedication and service, yet Sandie has been forced to take them to an employment tribunal. 1/9

[Rachel Parker @ladylamplight2]

@Barbaraerskine My garden is inundated with these but they seem to be attracted to non-plant items; dustbins, drainpipes etc.

[Rachel Parker @ladylamplight2]

@narindertweets Are you seriously complaining that you chose to go to Sicily and they’re serving Italian food? 🙄

[Rachel Parker @ladylamplight2]

@Gaynotqueer1 Since when did ‘women’ feel the need to tweet about ease of shopping for hygiene products?

[suzanne moore @suzanne_moore]

Things are bad enough in the world without Lynx 'Lower Body Spray'. Spare us.

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

Whoever made the executive decision that all coleslaws, dips and the like should no longer have proper lids, only a peel back plastic film, deserves a firm kick in the bollocks.