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paper straws changed my life

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Can I be done lifeing for a while?

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@aissalanis nope, it's a type of heart attack

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@LittleMissLizz Mine raped me so there's really no best thing 🤣

[greta @deviledlegs]

you look like you kiss collarbones

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Avocados make your boobs bigger.

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Ed Sheeran is one of the ugliest gnomes ever. Girls, it's ok to be honest with your friends.

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I may need a new Chinchilla https://t.co/nSTc5YAeBV

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.@WinkDesserts one of the worst things I've ever put in my mouth.

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@OneSmartFellow How do you think we got strong, darling?

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#finest

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@OneSmartFellow @breadi69 *googles mantequilla again, two years later. Dies.

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@oscarewilde

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@oscarewilde

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@oscarewilde

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@oscarewilde Not being able to taste is the WORST. enjoy.

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@Gotham3 Get it, girl!

[CantWaitToNap… @SheMightHave]

*Adjusts expectations
How about now?

Life: Lower, much lower

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@BestestNerdDad Ha. Me.

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Avocados make your boobs bigger.