Alyssa Ann

“Pizza is love, pizza is life.”

[Alyssa Ann @lafilledefeu]

Me: is it just me or is Finn looking fat?
Roommate: idk. I guess he’s looking stocky.
Me: no. He’s looking husky

[Alyssa Ann @lafilledefeu]

@CovfefeKatie @KTLA Tell me you’re an idiot, without telling me you’re an idiot

[Alyssa Ann @lafilledefeu]

@Fr3nchMontana @msupolice Usually police departments have a personal specifically for social media

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@LouMiceliJr I loved Mind Games when it came out. Definitely my favorite album

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@ChelseDTX @SOPDarrelle @DallasPD The shelter is literally a safe haven. You can abandon the dog there and have no consequences unless the dog is in critical condition

[Alyssa Ann @lafilledefeu]

@ReedTimmerAccu They’re starting mandatory evacuations

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@FormerNuggetJr Aww 🥺

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@ReedTimmerAccu @accuweather @GetFlexSeal My car better not look like yours after tonight 🤣

[Alyssa Ann @lafilledefeu]

@TESOnline Y’all gonna fix pvp? 10 bluescreens in 2 hours. Can’t even look at a small fight without a bluescreen. This game is horseshit

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@nuggetjr Why are you going then?🤣

[Alyssa Ann @lafilledefeu]

Y’all, this might be my last night sleeping on an air mattress 😭

[Alyssa Ann @lafilledefeu]

@nuggetjr Congrats!!

[Alyssa Ann @lafilledefeu]

@nuggetjr Wait did you buy a house

[Alyssa Ann @lafilledefeu]

@nuggetjr It me

[Alyssa Ann @lafilledefeu]

Thank you. It lifted about a mile north of me

[michael david @neachaser]

@lafilledefeu @ReedTimmerAccu @RadarOmega You’re potentially in the path, better safe than sorry

[Alyssa Ann @lafilledefeu]

@ReedTimmerAccu @RadarOmega I’m in the southeastern part of oak lawn. Should I take cover or just keep an eye out?

[Alyssa Ann @lafilledefeu]

Honestly the only effect I’m having from this vaccine is that I feel like I could sleep forever again

[Alyssa Ann @lafilledefeu]

Also, septum. yes or no?

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A part of me wants to apply to a job in El Paso but another part of me wonders if my ginger tush can handle the desert?

[Alyssa Ann @lafilledefeu]

I hope I get one of these jobs in Texas 😭