Lainey

⚖️🦂🦁 Grounding through pleasure🌼🥀

[The Facts Dude 🤙🏽 @Thefactsdude]

LISTEN: Jacob Rockwell was fined for running a red light in Pensacola, Florida.

Only thing is Jacob wasn’t in Florida, he was in Alabama.

He sounded off at a local city meeting recently and his concerns go beyond just one citation.

[Lainey @laineyxmc]

Had such a bad foot cramp this morning I ate 2 spoonfuls of dill relish for this very reason. Desperate yet resourceful times

[Keith Siau @drkeithsiau]

The mysterious concoction given to the referee here is probably pickle juice.

Pickle juice relieves muscle cramps rapidly, often in under two minutes, not by rehydrating the body or restoring electrolytes, but through a reflex in the throat. The acetic acid in the vinegar triggers sensory receptors that send a signal to the nervous system, forcing overactive, cramping muscles to relax.

[c ✨ @marxiners]

seattle steak too juicy, lobster too buttery, weed too strong

[politicalnash @Nach9636]

A former San Antonio police officer, Matthew Luckhirst, fired for giving a homeless man a feces sandwich was promoted to serve as the chief of a South Texas police department. #DV1 #DemsUnited #GOPartyOfDeplorables

https://t.co/tZDBSpO3xm

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Markwayne Mullin had the FDA delete warnings about the dangers of kratom, an addictive and sometimes lethal drug found in gas stations.

Mullin holds an up to $1 million stake in a major kratom company.

[PotatoRustler @PotatoRustler]

🚨 For anyone tracking the under-16 social media bans in Canada and the UK, you might have noticed the government suddenly walking back some specific wording.

They backed off forcing you to upload credit cards or facial scans because of the public backlash, and now they’re pushing a "backend token system". It sounds less intrusive on the surface, but here is the truth about what that actually means, because most people are being completely misled by that marketing:

A cryptographic token isn't a magic, anonymous poker chip. To work, a token has to be anchored to something verified. That means your physical device, your phone carrier contract, or your real identity is permanently tethered to that token.
Every single time your phone throws that token to let you log into an app, it logs exactly who you are, where you are, and what you're doing.

It isn't a privacy shield to protect kids. It's a digital passport that tracks an adult's every move across the internet.

[dubsea @dubseatv]

Seattle passengers will soon be able to reach Vancouver BC or Portland in around 2 hours with the next generation of Amtrak trains coming to the Pacific Northwest 🤯🚄

The new trainsets are capable of operating at speeds up to 125 mph, featuring modern interiors, improved accessibility, and upgraded seating, the trains are expected to begin entering service by the end of 2026 and will help introduce the future of rail travel across the region.

Are you excited for the new Amtrak Airo Trains⁉️👀 #DUBSEA

[Oakland Abolition & Solidarity @OaklandAboSol]

Cops kept the locs they cut off men they arrested as trophies.

[Marxist Mark & The Socialist Bunch @MarxistBunch]

They are literally practicing for the police state fascist takeover of the US, with data centers and huge prison facilities.

WHY would the US military need to practice tactics against OUR OWN CITIZENS in our OWN CITIES

[Lainey @laineyxmc]

Deeeeeep disgust for everyone still choking on drake’s dick. And the fact that it’s mostly my own people is soooo disheartening! Very little hope for these people…

[Lainey @laineyxmc]

@HotSpotHotSpot If they never filed a claim then they never saw a doctor or recirved services. Signing up for services and not using them ≠ fraud

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

“How did we go from paper straws to data centres?”

Because no one listened to the environmentalists who said unchecked corporate pollution was the bigger issue.

[Dr Ruby (she/her) jaboukies everything @PaperWhispers]

I don't sense urgency about the growing reports of children in the UK who are rapists.

[Matthew Meloy @matthew_meloy]

@cmkshama Come to the next town hall!

In person or over livestream: https://t.co/TxO9uiUNI2

[Kayla @KaylaDavis2000]

Adam Hoffman raped his son’s best friend for 3 years

First-degree felony. Life without parole.

Ken Paxton’s office gutted it to 60 days. He walked free after 30.

No sex offender registration. His record scrubbed clean.
Texas protects predators with power!

[NZ ☄️ @CodeByNZ]

Microsoft reportedly pulled engineers off Claude Code after the token bills started getting insane.

The wild part is AI is starting to look less like a replacement for workers and more like a second workforce to pay for.

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: The Senate has passed a resolution that would withhold lawmakers’ pay if the government shuts down.

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

WARREN BUFFETT: "I can end the U.S. deficit problem in 5 minutes."

"Just pass a law that any time there's a deficit of more than 3% of GDP, all members of Congress are ineligible for re-election."

[Samuel Sinyangwe @samswey]

Remember: they’re trying to pass the SAVE Act that requires you to have a passport to vote.

[Concerned Citizen @BGatesIsaPyscho]

So according to the X-Files, Hantavirus is a planned Armageddon, with no cure for it & instigated by Aliens.

Sounds like 2026. Cool.