Lalit Kumar Maurya

An Indian Software Developer, logical and lazy

[Rishi Bagree @rishibagree]

This Cockroach wants riots in India & Peace in Gaza !!!

[Lalit Kumar Maurya @lalitlogical]

@airtelindia It’s been 10–15 days, and my issue is still unresolved despite visiting your Airtel store. Extremely disappointing customer service. How long does it take to resolve a customer’s issue? Please intervene and resolve this ASAP. #Airtel @airtelnews

[Mr Sinha @Mrsinha]

"SIR process completed in Punjab yesterday"

Guess how many names were deleted from the voter list?
-Approx. 13.60 lakhs.

Guess who opposed the process?
-Nobody.

Guess who supported and appreciated the process?
-AAP (CJP) & Congress.

-So Gyanesh Kumar isn't vote chor in Punjab, at least for now.
-ECI is working fine in Punjab, at least for now.
-BJP had no influence over it, at least for now.

Cute, no?

[JHOOTH KI GOONJ @jhoothkigoonj]

30k likes on this post and our team will organise one of the biggest youth protests in Delhi to expose the lies of Abhijeet Dipke and his gang

If you’re ready to join us, RETWEET THIS 🔥

[SPRUCEHUB @SpruceHub]

@ArvindKejriwal Hay bichara baap taras raha hai.....

[Swathi Bellam @BellamSwathi]

@netanyahu @DavidDeutschOxf @nytimes @BBC @CNN @WSJ
It was not a brawl between pilots
Captain Smit Machchhar is hero who fought hijacker and saved 174 lives @AFP @SkyNews

[Benjamin Netanyahu - בנימין נתניהו @netanyahu]

My salute to the Indian pilot Captain Smit Machchhar for his extraordinary bravery.

Despite being stabbed and seriously injured, he fought back, resisted, opened the cockpit door, and enabled passengers and crew to overpower the attacker — preventing a catastrophic mid-air disaster.

He saved the lives of 174 people, including Israeli citizens and other nationals.

I wish Captain Machchhar a speedy and full recovery.

He is a true hero.

[Sai Deepak J @jsaideepak]

How? By filing cases under the "Atrocious" Act against erudite professors in premier institutions for preventing "young talent" from cheating in examinations.

[Smriti Z Irani @smritiirani]

जब नाश मनुज पर छाता है, पहले विवेक मर जाता है!

[Yo Yo Funny Singh @moronhumor]

Uske liye pehle aisa bridge banana padhta hai 😉😉😏😏

[Vinay Kumar Dokania @VinayDokania]

Epic roasting of Apple iphone 😂

[Deepak Chaurasia @DChaurasia2312]

देश चांद पर पहुंच रहा है… लेकिन क्या हमारी प्राथमिकताएं जमीन पर अटक गई हैं?
क्या देश में विज्ञान, रिसर्च और अंतरिक्ष से ज्यादा अहमियत चुनावी गणित, रेवड़ियों और वोटबैंक की राजनीति को मिल रही है?
देश की प्राथमिकताएं आखिर हैं क्या?
जरा इन आंकड़ों पर गौर कीजिए

ISRO बजट
2014-15- ₹6,000 करोड़
2025-26- ₹13,700 करोड़
10 साल में सिर्फ 2.2 गुना

SC/ST बजट
2014-15- ₹32,386 करोड़
2025-26- ₹1,29,249 करोड़
करीब 4 गुना
देश को अंतरिक्ष में सुपरपावर बनाना है या सिर्फ चुनावी वादों में?
जब देश का भविष्य विज्ञान से बनेगा, तो बजट वोटबैंक की राजनीति देखकर क्यों तय होगा?
#SCSTएक्ट
#ReservationReformआंदोलन
#deepakchaurasia
@opinionwalla
@JaipurDialogues
@OpIndia_in
@OpIndia_com
@BJP4India
@INCIndia

[Sushant Sinha @SushantBSinha]

स्वतंत्र भारद्वाज ने गलत किया तो 70 दिन बाद भी SC/ST लगा दिया जाएगा और वो जेल जाएगा लेकिन उसको पीटनेवाले वीडियो में दिख रहे हैं पर उनपर कोई कार्रवाई नहीं होगी।

अजीत भारती को गाली देनेवाले का बाल भी बांका नहीं होगा लेकिन अजीत के जवाब पर SC/ST एक्ट भी लगेगा और उसको एंटीसिपेटरी बेल भी नहीं मिलेगी।

ये सिर्फ दो उदाहरण नहीं हैं.. यही आज की डेट में हमारे समाज की सच्चाई है।
सवाल बस इतना है कि जब किसी के गलत पर होनेवाला कानूनी एक्शन उसकी जाति देखकर होता है तो वो प्रक्रिया बटेंगे तो कटेंगे की कैटेगरी में आती है या नहीं?

जब देश की व्यवस्था ही हमें एक नहीं मान रही तो काहे का एक हैं तो सेफ हैं फिर? आज कोई और है.. कल को हममें से कोई होगा। बस अपनी बारी का इंतजार कीजिए।

[Vaishali Poddar Singh @PoddarVaishali]

Dear @kritisanon

You wouldn’t dress for Eid the same way you dress for a nightclub. You wouldn’t dress for Christmas the same way you dress for a beach holiday. You wouldn’t wear Halloween attire to a traditional wedding.

There is a reason we dress differently for Holi, Diwali, weddings and religious festivals. Clothing, food, sweets and traditions are all shaped by the occasion.

The issue isn’t “telling women what to wear.” The issue is whether what is being promoted is appropriate for the occasion.

Wear whatever you want in your personal life or films. That’s your choice.

But when you participate in a festival rooted in tradition, showing some sensitivity toward the occasion isn’t oppression.

It’s basic cultural awareness. 😇

[Deepak 🇮🇳 @writingasDeepak]

@ANI This has become a very common tactic; first spread the propaganda, let it reach the masses, and then say, “Sorry, sentiments were hurt,” and withdraw the ad.

By then, the message has already done its job.

[THE SKIN DOCTOR @theskindoctor13]

Hello @kritisanon,

1. Don't play the woman card. You were not criticized for your gender, but for your choice of clothes in an ad. You are bringing gender into this to make it a women's issue and seek wider support from women and male feminists. It's not a gender issue. Even Ranveer Singh was criticized on Twitter for a nude photoshoot. He didn't play the gender card.

2. Personal choice stops where public commercialization begins. What you wear off-camera is entirely your prerogative. You've been in this business for years. Until now, nobody bothered you about your choice of clothes. You know why? Because nobody actually cares what you wear. The outrage here comes from a commercial choice: sexualizing a deeply sacred festival celebrated by millions. Context dictates appropriateness. If a male actor appeared bare-chested while portraying the brother in that exact scene, the public pushback would be identical. The issue is sacredness and context, not gender.

3. Claiming "clothes don't define culture" directly contradicts human history. Attire is a foundational visual language of every global tradition, you cannot wear a Kimono and call it Indian ethnic wear, nor can you strip a festival of its sacred aesthetic without altering its significance. If attire truly has zero bearing on cultural respect, then tomorrow is Eid. Can you wear that exact same outfit you wore in that ad and wish Eid Mubarak? You said clothes don't define the respect you have for culture in your heart. So do it and we'll take our criticism back.

Respecting a tradition means honoring its context, not commodifying it under the guise of fashion.

[ANI @ANI]

#WATCH | Delhi: On the Jantar Mantar protest against caste-based reservation, YouTuber Ajeet Bharti says, "Our biggest demand is that the government should come up with a white paper stating that the reservations you've given to people for 80 years... I come from Bihar. Research how dire the situation of the Musahar community is. Their children aren't getting reservations. Why? Because those caste groups don't even have leaders... The second demand is quota within quota, on which the government has also said that we will not implement the creamy layer in it. Why will you not implement it? It is so absurd that the government is bowing down to those few Dalit leaders who only talk about their caste group... The third demand is minimum marks. You cannot sell the dream of a developed India by compromising on merit. If 50% of the deserving youth or boys and girls who are studying will not get admission in the IITs, IIMs, or higher education, your efficiency has reduced by 50% right there... Then the Economically Weaker Section (EWS) should be made a part of the Scheduled Castes (SC). The class whose definition says economically weaker, you are neither giving them a facility in buying the form, nor are you waiving their hostel fee, nor is their course fee being waived; what will you achieve by merely recognising it?... At least indicate that we are going to have a sit-down talk about this..."

[Abhijit Iyer-Mitra @Iyervval]

Yesterday “everyone is sick - we can’t go to Jharkhand”

Today “let’s party with a carton of Amrut at 5500 ₹ per bottle”

Again I request @JPNadda ji to make these miraculous cures available to the general public

[Syed Fizah @syedfizah]

TTE को कहा मराठी बोलो फिर जो हुआ सब देखते रह गए,

ये वीडियो मुंबई के अंधेरी स्टेशन AC लोकल ट्रेन का है, जहां एक यात्री द्वारा एक TTE को मराठी बोलने को कहा गया,जब TTE ने इसका विरोध किया ओर मराठी न बोलने से मना किया तो उसके साथ यात्री ने अभद्र भाषा का प्रयोग किया,

जिसके बाद वाजा एक मराठी बोलने वाला TTE आया जिसने यात्री की सारी अकड़ निकल दी, मराठी TTE ने कहा के अगर आपको हिंदू या इंग्लिश से इतनी हो नफरत है तो अपने फोन के whatsaap में इंग्लिश और हिंदी का उपयोग क्यू कर रहे हो, पूरा वीडियो देखिए 👇