JC

robot aficionado, fictitious master of karate, dog lover/hater, hipster of hipsters, expert of nothing.

[JC @lambars]

@AlaskaAir just throwing this out there…I doubt most of us “search” the app for counter hours. Simple solutions are more beneficial to customers and their retention than complex excuses.

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It’s been a while, so here’s this gem.

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Finally started watching Westworld. Damn, it took a hot minute get cooking but glad I've given it the benefit of the doubt.

No I haven't read the book. Books are for losers.

[JC @lambars]

@chuwie @AttackResist Travolta could make a cameo sporting battlefield earth dreads #soawful

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@chuwie Man, saw this in theatre withy uncle. Freaked the shit out of me.

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@AttackResist The donut appears to be crying in terror that it is about to be eaten.

[Shit User Story @ShitUserStory]

As a...
– gmail user
I want to...
– have drafts saved automatically
so that...
– I can pick up where I left off on this empty email with no recipients or subject.

[Co D. Ranks @CRankinit69]

I’m so baked i didn’t notice that the pizza I wanted didnt add to the cart before I hit “order” so I just waited an hour and a half and payed $15 for one side of ranch dressing and nothing else

[JC @lambars]

@chuwie Me.

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@chuwie *Achievement unlocked

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@LarryFinesGhost Adam Jones @AdamJones_tv

Billy Howerdel @billyhowerdel

Eddie VanHalen @eddievanhalen

Neil Young @Neilyoung

Angus Young

Les Claypool @ClaypoolCellars

Justin Chancellor

[JC @lambars]

@NASAPersevere @MarsCuriosity

"Yo Curiosity, I’m really happy for you, I’ma let you finish, but Perseverance had one of the best Rover landings of all time!”
#Skycrane

https://t.co/GuNk5lsgok

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@keylargofoley @onepeloton Saw this gem in my inbox, literally immediately after I chatted with this exact person in customer support who said they couldn't provide any info because 3PL was closed. What's with the "mysteries"?

Again, I can understand delays, but I don't understand lack of transparency.

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@keylargofoley @onepeloton I understand the global suupply chain pressures that are real. I can navigate delays and empathize with the challenges. I can't accept the lack of communication. if you don't have an answer, state that and provide a reasonable timeline for your team to follow up.#fixyourculture

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@chuwie He could play Nancy in drag.

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@TheSiteSupply Paid way too much for xbox series x bundle through gamestop. At least I copped one