Koustubh Pitre

I see the blight side of life.

[Koustubh Pitre @lampoonekar]

Lady illegally parked her car MH12 WU 8907 outside Anna Idlis Baner Rd, blocking my parked 2 wheeler. Then was calmly eating inside. When confronted, started playing the women's victim card. @PuneCityTraffic please challan. @nachiket1982

[𝐁𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐑𝐨𝐚𝐝𝐬 𝐎𝐫𝐠𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 @BROindia]

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#StrategicInfrastructure
#DigitalTransformation
#AatmanirbharBharat
#Innovatiion
#VikshitBharat2047

*BRO achieves a significant milestone with the development of India's first AI-powered DPR analysis platform.*

During the Strategic Infrastructure Conclave, *DPR Analyzer Pro* developed by Col Ashish Bhardwaj was showcased.

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*Developed in-house by BRO. Dedicated to the Nation.*

🇮🇳 Jai Hind!
@rajnathsingh
@SethSanjayMP
@SpokespersonMoD
@adgpi
@PIB_India
@ians_india
@ANI

[Akshay D @akkiman]

On the ocassion of the opening of the Pune Metro Line 3 today, here's a new episode :
Ass****s of Pune | EP12
The day the road stopped and never started again.
University Chowk, six years on. A nature documentary.

[Koustubh Pitre @lampoonekar]

@RajaSubramani22 @VoicesofVN @PMCPune @navalMH @punekarnews You people don’t understand science and blame the govt unnecessarily. These cables loops are deliberately placed to act like filters which trap trash like empty chips packets and tobacco pouches. The next time you raise a cable tv complaint, this trash gets cleared.

[Koustubh Pitre @lampoonekar]

@DoctorLFC Politicians

[Ra_Bies 3.0 @Ra_Bies]

When ‘Eat Unto Death’ meets ‘Fast Unto Death’

[Koustubh Pitre @lampoonekar]

@kshashi @Tukaram_IndIAS Every Indian needs to be a Tukaram Mundhe

[Koustubh Pitre @lampoonekar]

@coolfunnytshirt His hunger is not clearly visible. A little stubble would definitely help.

[Koustubh Pitre @lampoonekar]

@RajaSubramani22 @PMCPune @navalMH @PuneCityPolice @CivicActionHQ @VoicesofVN @MDNagpure @ChaloPmc @TOIPune PMC can put the empty bottles back so that they can be used by the open 'toileteers'.

[Koustubh Pitre @lampoonekar]

@streetsofpune @PuneCityTraffic @PuneCityPolice @CPPuneCity @ShivSenaUBT_ @Shivsenaofc @VinitaDeshmukh @NoziaSayyed Justice will be served when he fills up the tank with E20 fuel.

[Koustubh Pitre @lampoonekar]

@RockyEatsX Fractionally overpriced I guess

[Rahul Ajmera @RahulAjmera_]

IFB sold us a defective washing machine and ignored us for 4 years. So I took them to consumer court myself, no lawyer. Last week the Pune Consumer Commission ordered a full refund with interest, plus compensation.

We bought an IFB washing machine in 2021. Within months it vibrated so badly it moved across the floor on its own. The banging was loud enough that our little child couldn't sleep during a wash cycle.

Over four years: 14 service tickets, 22 emails, seven engineer visits. They changed the door, changed the suspension, tightened everything, marked it "resolved" and left. Weeks later, shaking again. Their own engineer had casually told us the machine was defective. Every email to IFB got the same copy-paste reply: "We apologize. Our branch will call you shortly." I have 22 of these. The branch never called.

Search online and you'll find many IFB customers telling the same story. My honest belief: they know some units are defective, but replacing them costs money and ignoring you is free. So they wait you out until you buy a new machine. We also did. Bought an LG washing machine last year and it has worked like a charm since.

In court, IFB sent nobody for two years. No lawyer, no reply, not one fact contested. In my final order, the consumer court gave 45 days to IFB Industries to pay up. After that, the interest goes up from 9% to 12%. Their service never came on time. Will the payment? I hope that someone from their team will take note and comply.

What I learned: consumer courts in India work. Save every ticket, every email, every bill. A well-documented case is very hard to lose. With proper legal guidance and AI tools, legal drafting is easy and a case like this can finish in under two years. Big companies count on you giving up. Don't.

@IFBCares @IFBAppliances

[Payal Bhayana 🇮🇳 @payalbhayana]

Aamir Khan has 2 ex wives and one current wife, 3 children and 1 step child and one son-in-law

His first wife has one ex husband and two children, one son in law and two step children

His second wife has one ex husband and one son and three step children and one step son in law

His third wife has one ex husband, one present husband, one son, three step children and 1 step son-in-law

Find the value of Ex?

[ANI @ANI]

#WATCH | Maharashtra: A major landslide occurred on the Missing Link section of the Mumbai–Pune Expressway near the Khandala Exit. Consequently, the Mumbai-bound lane has been completely closed.

According to preliminary information, no casualties have been reported. Efforts are underway to open the route.

[Koustubh Pitre @lampoonekar]

@ShivAroor From chump to champ. Well done indeed.

[Koustubh Pitre @lampoonekar]

Wow...in just 3 days. It took me 3 days to find the login button on their homepage.

[Sanjeev Sanyal @sanjeevsanyal]

EPFO radically simplifies withdrawal rules: Full withdrawal in case of VRS, disability or emigration; full withdrawal at 55 years; 75% for unemployment. Settlement to be done in 3 days (with 12% penal interest on delays by officials & recovered from EPFO commissioner's salary).

https://t.co/umClANjzyP

[Koustubh Pitre @lampoonekar]

@Tejusurya_ The average Indian is himself a maniac, when it comes to driving.

[ramakant @ramakantfbx]

Dear @RailMinIndia @IRCTCofficial,

Need clarification on two points regarding PNR 4139002538, Train 22691 Rajdhani Exp, DOJ: 23-Jun-2026 (Bengaluru–Nagpur).

1) During ticket checking, the TTE asked me to accompany him to the pantry coach, where there were no other passengers, and explained that I had to pay an additional ₹7,035, which I did not understand. When I started recording the interaction for my personal safety and future reference, I was told that I could not record videos. Is a passenger not allowed to record interactions with railway staff in such circumstances? If recording is permitted, kindly clarify this to staff.

2 ) My original fare was ₹3,589.05. While booking, I mistakenly entered my age as 1 year instead of 24 years. This was a genuine error, and even if I had entered 24 years, the fare would have remained exactly the same, as I did not avail any concession or discounted fare. I also carried valid government ID proofs matching my name and identity. Despite this, I was charged an additional ₹7,035 as "WITHOUT TICKET", taking my total travel cost to ₹10,624.05. Is this charge in accordance with Railway rules?

I have the ticket, EFT details, payment proof, photos and recordings, and can share them if required. @RailwaySeva @AshwiniVaishnaw @SWRLY @drmsbc

[Klotzen, nicht kleckern! Anil Kelkar @DerMovingFinger]

@PuneCityTraffic @CPPuneCity Is any attempt going to be made to catch such people and make an example of them? Futile question, I know. @PMOIndia @CMOMaharashtra Is anyone listening? Infrastructure is of no use without discipline.

[Koustubh Pitre @lampoonekar]

@aparanjape Didn't seem like it was going that fast. 😃

[Koustubh Pitre @lampoonekar]

@baxirahul Easy Dry