Lana

here for the jokes and hot takes

[Bryan H. @X_BryanH]

The Supreme Court has:

-Overturned Roe v. Wade (50+ years of precedent)

-Overturned Chevron (40 years of precedent)

-Overturned affirmative action (60+ years of precedent)

-Allowed cities to criminalize homelessness

And this is all because 1 man became president in 2016.

[g. @GeauxGabrielle]

Because 70%+ of all teen pregnancies are fathered by adult men.

Men are angry that roughly 3 generations of feminist ideals banded together to stop them from ruining the lives of little girls.

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

So you’re telling me an $800 billion/year defense budget can’t stop a balloon?

[Spencer Althouse @SpencerAlthouse]

things Tanya should have done in this situation:

1. used any of their phones
2. taken the stairs at the back of the yacht
3. jumped into the water
4. taken off those heels before jumping into the boat
5. just waited for help
6. literally anything else

#TheWhiteLotus

[Spencer Althouse @SpencerAlthouse]

Meghann Fahy is SUCH a good actor. these 30 seconds of Daphne processing her husband’s affair (and then calculating how she’s gonna get back at him) are perfection
#TheWhiteLotus

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

yes I’m a vegetarian but let’s get one thing straight I eat only cheesy breads.

[brie (5-2) @muttmoder]

yall should all get library cards even if ur not gonna use them because it makes the numbers look better and makes the government fund them more btw

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

50-year-old Wynn Bruce, of Boulder, Colorado is a climate activist who set himself on fire in front of the Supreme Court on Earth Day. I've seen several articles that don't even mention anything about the climate. We are living in a corporate-captured fascist dystopia.

[☀️👀 @zei_squirrel]

capitalism.jpg

[your pretty site is going to hell @ASMRxism]

@BrandyLJensen God, grant me the serenity to accept the zits I cannot pop, courage to pop the zits I can, and wisdom to know the difference

[jamie loftus 🌭 @jamieloftusHELP]

my boyfriend is turning 26 so for his birthday he will have to never get sick again in his life

[Lana @lanadelvalas]

Why can I smell this photo?

[Lana @lanadelvalas]

@kalyconnolly I miss dunks 😔

[, @tessaswilliam]

pushing logan lerman as poseidon in the percy jackson show agenda

[sd…lifestyle 🌦️ @sdlizlifestyle]

She was only 16 when...
#Shewas16

#sextrafficking 🇺🇸💔