Lance Giller

remember to pepper your tragedies with jokes

[Lance Giller @lancebekistan]

@HighCoSheriff @FLSheriffs how much do you want to bet that sheriff Paul Blackman is two chicken shit to give a yes or no answer to this question? I guarantee Paul Blackman will not respond to this email.

[Lance Giller @lancebekistan]

@AGJamesUthmeier @SenAshleyMoody @FLSheriffs so who wins for the most racist sheriff? @HighCoSheriff Paul Blackman for thinking. Black people can make crimes at higher rates than whites? Or? @PolkCoSheriff for thinking, every Asian woman is a sex worker?

[Lance Giller @lancebekistan]

I think somebody may be playing on your ignorance.
@AGJamesUthmeier

[Lance Giller @lancebekistan]

@PolkCoSheriff Winter Haven? Isn't that where an officer was arrested for stalking a person using licensed plate rear cameras? How come they didn't do a " funny!" Graphic for that arrest.

[Lance Giller @lancebekistan]

@LexiLove

[Lance Giller @lancebekistan]

Did you know that Ron Jeremy was in the toxic adventure part 4? He did a fantastic job.
@LexiLove

[Lance Giller @lancebekistan]

@AshleyMoodyFL You really are nothing more than a cookie cutter model who follows the instructions of your handlers. A mind numbed robot.

[Lance Giller @lancebekistan]

@AshleyMoodyFL I'm sorry Ashley Moody you can't call your brand of politics freedom. Not with a straight face.

[Lance Giller @lancebekistan]

@Happy_3g That's cool

[Lance Giller @lancebekistan]

@GovRonDeSantis Were these shovel-ready jobs his idea or Barack Obama's idea?

[Lance Giller @lancebekistan]

@PolkCoSheriff I wonder how many real teeth that backwards Hick sheriff has

[Lance Giller @lancebekistan]

@GIFs_22 Wow

[Lance Giller @lancebekistan]

@PolkCoSheriff This guy is such a loser. He'd probably curl up in a ball and cry if he didn't find a camera in front of him in time

[Lance Giller @lancebekistan]

@AshleyMoodyFL You completely ignored my family and my rights. Can you name any individuals rights you fought for? I don't like socialism any more than anybody else, but I hate liars more.

[Lance Giller @lancebekistan]

I asked AI about an invention idea for something that doesn't even exist and got very detailed suggestions. I'm super impressed!

[Lance Giller @lancebekistan]

@HighCoSheriff The dirty little secret in this story is that the sycophants had an agenda and also think he's dumb enough to believe himself.

[Lance Giller @lancebekistan]

@HighCoSheriff Paul Blackman has a problem. He surrounds himself with sycophants that prop up his delusional belief that he's intelligent. But the truth is behind his back. Everyone acknowledges he's about as bright as a 12-year-old who skips a lot of school.

[Lance Giller @lancebekistan]

@HighCoSheriff I heard of a recent example where he had a different view of reality and the law than others... His sycophants convinced him " they they don't know what they're talking about" while everyone else walked away thinking what an idiot...

[Lance Giller @lancebekistan]

@HighCoSheriff @FLSheriffs

[Lance Giller @lancebekistan]

@RonDeSantis Call me a rebel for that. I do not care. For I may suffer the misery of devils where I to make a whore of my soul. You're a whore!.