Lance Bird

I'm an inner city music teacher who just wants the world to hear the weird things these kids say. All of these are totally true

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@SlimJim This would be rad

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@SlimJim Meat me, sir

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@JimCookJr Kate and I are shocked how it stays on air

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@gianninagibelli, have you ever called Damien out for gaslighting you for 2 years during the filming of Love Is Blind? I support you 1000%. I’d fight for you. - Kate, My Wife

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@heathercookclub I’ve just combined both of mine at this point

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Student A: “What does ‘euphoria’ mean?”

Me: “Like the pinnacle of happiness”

Student B: “So like Pee-Wee Herman level of happiness.”

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@SeamlesslyTango Ah yes. The spectrum of definitions.

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@levicantreed This is a poor way to find out that I can’t edit replies

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Today a kid asked me these questions in this order:

1. Do you have a wife?
2. Do you have kids?
3. Does your wife watch anime?

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Today I had kids ask two very important questions in my 6th grade music class

1. “Can I take a nap?”

2. “Mr. Bird do u no what lol means?”

#virtuallearning

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*looking at an orchestra*
6th grader: “How do they know what he doin just by swaggin his hands???”

From now on, that’s how I’ll be referring to conducting.
Swaggin hands.

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@IanCABuchanan @junewkirk I know this is a month old, but the Pepsi navy casually came up again in a conversation last night.

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@travismcelroy What was their best gaming experience was and why?