Lance Green

Married with two beautiful kids who are my world.

[SuburbanGoonerChris @SuburbanGooner]

You had 50 cameras when you kicked Kai a couple of seasons back and got away with it. Now you want some forensic analysis?? Get in the 🗑️ you hypocrite

[Dan Critchlow @afcDW]

Someone just dug up this tweet within minutes of City's goal. We are an insane fanbase.

[Marc @BlackScarfMarc]

How the fuck can 4 officials in the ground PLUS a team of VAR ‘experts’ not see this?

[Lance Green @lancesgreen]

About sums his performance up yesterday @howardAFC

[Rory Talks Football @Rory_Talks_Ball]

Lewis Hall doing everything right and just feeding absolute donkeys in front of goal 😂

[Lance Green @lancesgreen]

https://t.co/OjHo5koRUh

[Lance Green @lancesgreen]

@PenkridgeMiddle wwwzz

[Lance Green @lancesgreen]

@howardAFC @TimSpiers @itsjessinho Thanks

[Andrew Bloch @AndrewBloch]

BREAKING: Colin, Cuthbert, Clyde, Cecil, Curly and Wiggles have agreed to establish a new Caterpillar ‘Super League’, with 3 more caterpillars expected to join.

[Lance Green @lancesgreen]

Kilman and Coady for England @suziperry @GaryLineker

[Raheem Sterling @sterling7]

Wow so much abuse in here 😂😂😂 its just a game people, you win some, you lose some 🤷🏾‍♂️

[Nick @yamitsi]

Don’t forget to vote Labour today:

4 day week
Free broadband
Free unicorn
Free childcare
3 million doctors
2bn trees
£50 an hour minimum wage

When you wake up on Friday you’ll also have a 12-inch cock as thick as a flag pole and you get to pick 5 famous birds to shag too.

[Lance Green @lancesgreen]

@LlewelynBowen watching DIYSOS you hero!

[Lance Green @lancesgreen]

@Darrenh48727214 That’s because you are a Liverpool fan

[Lance Green @lancesgreen]

@HabsAdamsGS your potatoes did well at the Newport Show. #firstprize

[Lance Green @lancesgreen]

@HA_Trips Thank you so much for organising the Ski Trip 2019, my son had an incredible time. #lookingforwardtonextyears

[BBC Comedy @bbccomedy]

'This Time With Alan Partridge' coming soon to @BBCOne.

[Lance Green @lancesgreen]

@abydebs Thanks

[Lance Green @lancesgreen]

Happy 13th Birthday to Jake. #teenager #wheredidthetimego #willbedrivingnext https://t.co/B3PVBxWQxA

[Lance Green @lancesgreen]

@ladbible If this is true my heart goes out to family and friends. My son loved the program