Jonathan Landa

jack of all trades and a master of some

[Jonathan Landa @landajonathan]

Hey @elonmusk thanks for the cool light show.

[Jonathan Landa @landajonathan]

My Uber driver is doing a buck ten in the Corolla send help

[Jonathan Landa @landajonathan]

@Brokenpavement @Motabhai012 @Morbidful But, they don’t typically live 30 years so that part might be a stretch.

[Jonathan Landa @landajonathan]

@Brokenpavement @Motabhai012 @Morbidful I think it’s a California Sheepshead

[Jonathan Landa @landajonathan]

Views from the thorny path, 1500 miles and 16 days beating upwind against the trades to get to the Caribbean. Do not recommend.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The real battle is between the extinctionists and the humanists.

Once you see it, you can’t unsee it.

[Jordan Greenberg @jpgreenberg]

Chipotle used to be $6 on a normal day…

[Jonathan Landa @landajonathan]

@elonmusk @elonmusk Thanks for making Doge memes accessible 100’s of miles offshore

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The scariest answer to the Fermi Paradox is that there are no aliens at all.

They we are the only tiny candle of consciousness in an abyss of darkness.

[SpaceX @SpaceX]

Liftoff from Starbase

[Jonathan Landa @landajonathan]

@Sailing_LaVaga @ScottAdamsSays My personal definition of “woke” is radical adherence to an rapidly changing cult like ideology. To quote the princess bride, “I do not think it means what you think it means”

[Jonathan Landa @landajonathan]

@Sailing_LaVaga I would love to agree with you and all those predictions COULD be true. However, realistically, I believe the outcome of all this is going to be much more dystopian than that. Watching the way the world is currently ran I don’t have high hopes….

[Sahil Bloom @SahilBloom]

I made a list of 10 things I know I’d regret on my deathbed.

It was illuminating and inspiring.

Here’s my list (and why everyone should make one):

[Jonathan Landa @landajonathan]

@tropicalnicole Housing has completely gone nuts in orlando

[Jonathan Landa @landajonathan]

@TNTJohn1717 @hyperbitcoins a compass doesn’t work on a flat earth dumbass, they orient to the poles, also what about seasons? Earths tilt? Yeah, doesn’t work on a flat earth

[Jonathan Landa @landajonathan]

@TNTJohn1717 @hyperbitcoins Braindead, If the earth is flat then explain how I can use a sextant in the middle of the ocean to find my position based on the altitude of a celestial body celestial body as the earth rotates, the most commonly used one is the sun, but the stars and the moon can be used as well

[Jonathan Landa @landajonathan]

@Sailing_LaVaga Dynamic mic and a lot of foam over the mic

[Jonathan Landa @landajonathan]

@engineers_feed F2

[Jonathan Landa @landajonathan]

@JackQuillin22 Those definitely won’t end up in the ocean or anything….

[Hodgetwins @hodgetwins]

Abolishing the IRS and abolishing income tax should be done like tomorrow