Asjova McTender

how do i internet.
Co-founder of RoboMustache, purple boi, fixer of broken things

[░ perfectloop ░ @PERFECTL00P]

𝘤𝘢𝘴𝘤𝘢𝘥𝘦 🪟↘️

[wint @dril]

i can only hope that if I was a Bimbofied Husband i too would have a wife who loves & supports me & sucks on my comically enormous fake tits

[Alec MacGillis @AlecMacGillis]

This is quite an exchange with @DavidAFrench about whether we are witnessing the emergence of a "dual state."

[𝒥𝑒𝓈𝓈 @worldreads]

Harvard has updated their FREE online classes

[trash jones @jzux]

maybe the real american dream is the debt we collected along the way

[Classic Alternative @altclassicmusic]

Happy Valentine's Day

[Al Jean @AlJean]

The original was sent 38 years ago today. Happy Valentines from @TheSimpsons

[congming @congming33]

still cold

[Asjova McTender @landofclockwork]

@ImRobKilljoy You excitedly, talking about your dreams and bodying me in the ring you built seems like just yesterday. It's great to know you've been able to do what you loved for all these years.

[Asjova McTender @landofclockwork]

@MicrosoftDesign I think you should stop.

[Arlan_阿兰兰 @Arlan_311]

kupopo

[ヨル/yoru @yonder10yoru]

🐈‍⬛🌼🐏
#CultoftheLamb
#cultofthelambfanart

[Asjova McTender @landofclockwork]

@ArtsyRaccoon I'd be sad if you did. /hug

[Tiberius @tiberiusfiles]

The goal is terrorism. There is no other benefit to a scattered and totally uncontrolled detonation that kills and wounds civilians and makes everyone terrified to go anywhere public. Israel is terrorising millions of people because it is the very definition of a terrorist regime

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

(Leatherface appears wearing a mask of human skin, grabs a screaming victim, and impales her on a meat hook)

Me (has read The Body Keeps the Score): that is NOT good.

[Asjova McTender @landofclockwork]

@ArtsyRaccoon The crickets are protecting her

[Asjova McTender @landofclockwork]

@Oliviazira Of course

[Asjova McTender @landofclockwork]

@ArtsyRaccoon Already? They just /had/ otakon