landon d. mise

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[landon d. mise @landondmise]

@ecto_fun Gonna be diabolical and put this on the Halloween party playlist late in the evening.

[landon d. mise @landondmise]

@JamesUrbaniak Can’t imagine how massive it was for him to close out the last Late Show. Cannot wait to watch that doc this weekend.

[landon d. mise @landondmise]

@i_zzzzzz Looking for an angel investor to get Toothbroth off the ground

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@allhitsongs111 @cantsmokehere Cool man, I just played shows and didn’t think of how it related to a bit from the Simpsons while I did it. But keep pondering your analogies until you’ve sucked every bit of fun out of playing music I guess. Write your own shit.

[landon d. mise @landondmise]

Me: come over
Benjamin Franklin: Can’t, flyig my kite
Me: there’s French pussy
Benjamin Franklin:

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@happyriverz1 @uhshanti He should wow us and direct a boner comedy set in 2026

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@glitchsigils @facetedcarapace I absolutely love feeling a location and things of that nature

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@ettingermentum Every appointee is Anne Gorsuch

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@facetedcarapace I thought throwing our 𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘪𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘴 in a dumpster was the American way!

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@Eli_DEVITTwo @jeffdmovies @theashleyray Sexually open minded is when your teeth start chattering during a sex scene in a movie.

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@josiahhughes Cmon man you don’t really think that

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@honkerburger @getfiscal That compilation was legendary. I bought it in 2003 at the virgin megastore in nyc on a school trip that culminated in our podunk MO school choir singing the national anthem at ground zero lol

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@FatRavioliBag @emmma_camp_ @WSJFreeEx The Illusion of Choice: That’s the American Way™️

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@Sharp_Sticks Such beautiful creatures

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@MikeDrucker First person in history to be allowed into heaven

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@BoneJail They’re the worst shirts to print too, lint fucking everywhere

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@MikeDrucker Some of my favorite memories as a kid when my family was very broke was spent at our local dollar theater. Convincing my mom to let us see Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey is one of my earliest memories!

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@alecrobbins Fuckin rocks man, I can’t wait

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@DavidMMcintosh You are dumb as dog shit bud

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@AgingRanchHand We should all celebrate our birthdays on January 1st and August 1st like thoroughbred horses