Chris

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

When the Mercedes reaches 88mph, you’re gonna see some serious shit.

[Moody Bastard @Boss__Tha]

Anthony Gordon after one week on Las Ramblas.

[Jordanreviewsittt @jordanreviewsit]

He’s going to the post office. Add 10 people in line who have never mailed anything in their entire life

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

I seem to have upset the @Nigel_Farage fan club - so let me be clear.

This man sows hate, lies and division.

He is a grifter and a conman.

He does not represent the vast majority of Britons.

RT if you agree

P.s. multiculturalism is great.

[Brizzy @Utdbrizzy]

How are you handing Garnacho a note in the 85th minute at 2–8 😂😂

[Fisted Away @fistedaway]

“Come nai mister bond – you enjoy a fry as much I do, so you do”

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

After 24 years, JUSTICE FOR WALLACE.

[PNF 🌚 @PotnoodIefringe]

“Just anywhere on the left please mate”

[The Prem Debrief @premdebrief]

That Mainoo fella we signed in January looks mint

[Aidan James @mcandidate]

Liam Rosenior sitting at the front and nodding sagely during the mandatory workplace data protection (GDPR) seminar

[Lateef 🙃 @LateefSaka]

Paddington smuggled himself into the U.K. via a lifeboat from Peru.

[Julie @JulieHob1878]

L. S. Lowry

#EFC

[Jon @jonbir90]

Just missing a couple of Madris in the background and a photo of a hip flask with THE GROOM on it.

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[GeorgeWeahsCousin @WeahsCousin]

“Patrick Dorgu has 16 carries leading to shots this season, the most of any Serie A defender”

[Philip Proudfoot @PhilipProudfoot]

British Farmers are not to be messed with

https://t.co/qCR3PSFjVy

[D W @upthejunction28]

When you are getting battered by Barnsley at 8 but are burning down the Phoenix Club at 10

[Paul Manc Bald and Bred @MufcWonItAll2]

Marcus Rashford visits my nephews school in Wythenshawe once or twice a fortnight.

He's funded all their books and helps out with money for school trips etc etc.

Never uploads for PR like some slate him for, genuinely a top guy who cares for those less fortunate.