Mister Mediocre

If it's not techno, why even bother?

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@beccaaaa12 Could have used him!

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How can Mariano’s just not have leeks?

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@burlyben I had to hold back. But honestly I’m here for the al dente salmon that shit slapped

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My mom just said the salmon is al dente

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The cap on my root canal broke off the other day and now I feel like a hillbilly

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

MTV will pay for their crimes

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@purplewarrior_ My crooked ass spine lol

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No wonder why my back hurts every day of my life

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And now they rerouted the train to the elevated tracks. Like GTFO this was my MOMENT

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Sitting here waiting for the holiday CTA train to come through and there are 7 people on the tracks. Like 1 I’m trying to go home and 2 get off the damn tracks bc I need to take pics

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Ginger is biting her nails right now like girl do you have ANXIETY??

[Erik Bottcher @ebottcher]

Never forget that there was a time when conservatives had no problem wearing masks.

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Should be good for another two months. What destination is on the itinerary next?

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@mcnugzindaclub Wish I could have contrasting pasty ass with bronze skin all winter 🥺😭

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The tanorexia is being cured but tbh it’s only a bandaid

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@purplewarrior_ @mcnugzindaclub Yassssss huntie slay me down the hawwwwws

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Wow I’m not even drunk and that made no sense. Times not third. Davina not Divina

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The amount of third I have cringed at Divina’s outfits this season 🤢🤮

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Ok so Amanza didn’t sell a single house this season???

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@OWENDZ Honestly this has been the highlight of winter so far

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Cannot wait to watch Selling Sunset after I get back from Tulum