Lara

International communicator. Tasmanian in Zürich. Big dreams.

[Lara @larajdono]

Thanks @harry_styles for spending 2,529 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to As It Was. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/tfsOrtV5Kk

[Lara @larajdono]

New rule: every job rejection email must include the full application of the successful candidate. How else do we learn 😭

[Lara @larajdono]

@janee In reality, dude on the bike on the bridge is asking “What’s your name sweetheart? Where you goin’?”. He’s telling her that she looks good in those leggings, until she keeps running. Now he’s yelling “effin bitch!”.

[Lara @larajdono]

@Respexy @threadreaderapp unroll please

[Lara @larajdono]

@ClareAliceMurph Oh my god. I would have done alright at Worpel 10 years ago, but no chance now

[Lara @larajdono]

@the_egghunter “Hooroo” is the most underrated Australian slang, in my opinion. It simply means goodbye. I’ve taught it to many colleagues overseas. Also “furphy”, which is a lie or an unlikely story.

[Chaz Hutton @chazhutton]

Omg Karen is trying to buy the restaurant.

[Lara @larajdono]

I was late to a Zoom today, but quickly jumped into the conversation sharing my thoughts. Didn’t think much about the fact only 5 people out of 30 on the call were doing the talking… until the end when I realized it was a PANEL DISCUSSION. I put myself on the panel.

[Lara @larajdono]

@chazhutton I’m never not amazed by the fact we have little dugout spaces in our countertops to fill with water like tiny lakes so we can wash anything we want at any time. The convenience of it all is just so damn smart.

[Lara @larajdono]

@johnlevenstein @jamiattenberg Here’s the thing - aisle people love to stand, so there’s always an opportunity to get out when the aisle person is up. That’s my strategy for long hauls and it’s never failed so far. Most cases, they’ll wait until you’re back in your cozy window nest before they sit back down 🤝

[Keith Riley-Jones (he/him) @itskeithriley]

Friends. Please avoid “lessons in leadership” posts about President Zelensky. He’s not doing a ted talk, he’s fighting for the life of his citizens and facing possible execution.

This war isn’t an opportunity for your clout.

#InternalCommunications

[Lara @larajdono]

@Peter_Fitz And it’s Tooosday!

[Lara @larajdono]

@LaurelLu Gentle movement and water - drink it, bathe in it, long walks alongside it. And dogs. Lots of exposure to dogs. They know what’s up ♥️

[Lara @larajdono]

@PhilJamesson Stomp a turty 😂

[Lara @larajdono]

@zoescaman But also.. “so with the times”. Cool 😎

[Lara @larajdono]

@HasBezosDecided Okay, cool. Thanks. Gotta be tomorrow then, I can feel it

[Lara @larajdono]

Oh boy oh boy I have just found my DREAM ROLE advertised - Comms with @ouraring. Anyone have advice on how I get noticed?! Know anyone on the team I can connect with? I mean, with scores like this, I’m literally ready for for it! #oura #hireme

[Lara @larajdono]

@emilyashpowell @caitiedelaney My family does Benny Hill clean up after dinner. Play the tune, everyone races to clean everything up before it’s over. Classic. https://t.co/GwTwK3obl2

[Lara @larajdono]

@IoICNews Accidentally dropped the ‘f’ from Shift Managers… in an email addressed to Shift Managers.